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Definetly BK, I once 420'd so hard they ended up hiring me as a manager, needless to say my employees now blaze it up

John Madden ate it and shit out a yes vote

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Theme: Video Game Story: One day I decided to play Counter Strike Source instead of doing my homework. I was tired of playing on the same old server that i usually play on, so I decided to try out something new. I usually liked to look for full servers so I won't feel alone, and most were filled, but I saw a server named "Deleted" with 27/30 players. I just thought "nice a new server", but the map was huge, it took me 10 minutes to download the map. Once the map was finished downloading, the front page where the clan names usually are was just a black screen with the words "Deleted" in red letters. I didn't think anything of it, but the map was full black as well. I was angry about how I waited ten minutes for this map and it was just full black. So I tried picking counter terrorists since there were only 12 counter terrorists and 15 terrorists, but the game said "Error, pick opposing team", so I did. I typed in chat "are there any problems for you guys?" Anonymously, everyone in the server said no at the same time. I checked the score board, everyone's name was just the word "Deleted_Entity_" with a number after it and everyone was at -99 points and for deaths, it had 0 for everyone. At this point I became a little scared, so i tried moving around and as soon as I did, a path showed up in front of me. I stepped onto the path and walked forward for a few seconds, and then something appeared at the end of the path. I had an awp and a deagle so I scoped in and shot the thing at the end of the path with the awp, it said I did 400 damage, but I didn't see it say I got a kill. So I ran up to it and it was a counter terrorist. I shot it again with the awp and it's face changed. It had a distorted smile and glazed black eyes with a glowing red outline. I turned around and tried running away. Then another counter terrorist was at the other end of the path, so I turned around thinking it teleported and it didn't. WHen I turned, i heard a static sound and something say "Don't turn around". So I turned around and the other one was right there in my face. It had a opened mouth frown with sharp teeth everywhere and everytime I shot it, it's face would look happier and creepier. I made it's face go mid way and then shot it with the awp, and it became a creepy smile with teeth everywhere and it's eyes had become ruby red with a black outline. THen a voice said "I TOLD YOU NOT TO TURN AROUND" and a loud static sound happened and the game froze and crashed. I went to my cstrike file to delete the map, but all the maps were changed to jpeg images. I checked the first one and it was the same face that both had made to me. All of them were the same. So i deleted them all, and my counter strike folder completely disappeared. But when I minimized the screen, the face they had made was my back ground image, follow by a static shock and a message in notepad popped up saying "Now turn around". I turned around at my computer desk and laying behind me, was a the picture of the face with the words "Deleted" written on it. Then my computer crashed and never came back on again.

HOE Happy Optimistic Entities You guys are hoes

I give tours around SG to new people for free, member and up have to pay tree fitty

You are both putting up vulgar and racist images of two of our bestest people, bread and tree and I will have you banned if the vulgur images continue of these hate crimes. In the mean time, loving what you guys did with your hair.

U DA BOMB BOM! think ur funy m8? Wel ur 2 funy m8, kilin al thse fish U lookin real prety, prety lik a bom

He's not a beautiful tree, he's a gracious and majestic tree that sg knows and loves

You're from where i'm from want to get some coffee?

About to make a field goal in football when I "accidently" kick the football into an opposing player's face

Beautiful Bukake

Seing u is lyk findng muny on th ground, alwys a plesnt soprize bby ;)

you have beautiful black eyes

That MARIO one scared the hell out of me

I love the way you say "I love you way you call people an asshole"

Neptune you have a manly attitude which all the ladies love and some men even ;)

You are very cute and I sometimes think about getting a kiss from you in the rain while jake is in it as well

Jake has nice tits

Ball Loving Faggots

PC master race, but ps4 may come a little close to being a peasant to pc xbox one is just a bitch to pc

Don't be a fratboy

Alien ware laptops are the only ones that can allow you to change the graphics card i think