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  1. i use that same deodorant.
  2. Congrats Rover, Octa, and Frosty.
  3. Decent idea I guess...
  4. Wtf happened to my hours of dedication. I don't see my name. Pls.
  5. I'd like to say some last words, if you may. Matt's shitbox was a very good pc. It lasted him a long time and he was a good one, oh I'll tell ya. But, as you all know, everyone's life comes to an end sooner or later and it just so happened to be that this was the time for him. RIP, shitbox. You will always be remembered.
  6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBH_OBNbyuc
  7. Something Caution will like--- Bubblez was a hermit who lived alone in a hidden mansion at the edge of town. Rumors were crazy about the wild-eyed man. Some folks said that he was a magician who called upon the powers of darkness to wreck havoc upon his neighbors. Others called him a mad doctor who could restore life to foul corpses from the local cemetery. No respectable citizen in town had anything to do with Bubblez. Then one year a new family moved to town with a lovely daughter, Jen, who caught Bubblez eye. He showered the maiden with gifts— A brand new Mercadies, TTT, and a pot of daisies that never dropped a single petal. Despite the gifts, Jen fell in love with another, Caution, a handsome young man just home from university. A week after meeting they engaged, leaving behind a stunned Bubblez. When Jen and Caution returned from the engagement, they threw a big ball and invited everyone in town. While Jen was talking with her father, she heard a clap of thunder. Lightning flashed again and again. Suddenly, the double doors blew open and a breeze whirled in, bringing with it the smell of dead, decaying things. Bubblez loomed in the doorway, pupils gleaming red with anger. He was followed by the grotesque figures of the dead, who came marching two by two into the room. Their eye sockets glowed with blue fire as they surrounded the room. Two of the corpses captured Caution and threw him down at the feet of their lord. Red eyes gleaming, Bubblez drew a silver-knife and casually cut the bridegroom’s throat from ear to ear. Jen screamed and ran forward, pushing through the foul, stinking corpses of the dead, and flung herself upon her dying husband. “Kill us both,” she cried desperately. But Bubblez plucked the lass out of the pool of blood surrounding her dead husband and carried her out into the thundering night. Behind him, the army of the dead turned from the grizzly scene and followed their master. The sounds of thunder and lightning faded away as the alchemist and his dead companions disappeared into the dark night. Caution's father and Jen's father gathered a small mob and followed the evil hermit, intent upon saving Jen. When they searched Bubblez house, they found it completely empty. Bubblez had vanished. Search parties scoured the countryside for days, but turned up nothing. Caution was buried in the local cemetery, and the dance hall was torn down. No one in town spoke about what had happened, and no one dared imagine what had become of poor Jen. A year to the day after the ball, a timid knock sounded upon the door of Jen's parents’ home. When her father opened it, he saw a gray figure on the stoop. Her eyes were dull with exhaustion and pain. It was Jen! Her tongue had been cut out so she couldn’t speak. But when she produced a knife from her tattered garments—the knife with a silver blade that they had last seen in the hands of Bubblez— the gleam of satisfaction in Jen's eyes told them that the streaks of blood that coated the knife were those of Bubblez. That night, Jen died in her sleep with a peaceful smile upon her ravaged face. To this day, they say they can hear the wispy voice of the mysterious Bubblez. THE END.
  8. I don't ski but it's something I've always wanted to do.
  9. I can see this happening. Like having tournaments and stuff. Plus just doing events. Sounds fun, plus, it will help out the population on MG.
  10. cooooooool gaaaaayme
  11. Peace out bro, you are right about all them assholes but that's what it's comin to. Hope to see yea around sometime.
  12. http://store.steampowered.com/app/250400/
  13. Looks like Halo and Starcraft combined.
  14. The video is lengthy but the music is catchy. I enjoyed it and it looks cool to try out.
  15. Xeno BD

    yes please.
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