LitKey

To whom it may concern:

Mr. Litkey,

On or about April ___, 2008, it is alleged that you engaged in tomfoolery of a lulzy nature. Please cease and desist or we shall pursue whatever remedies are available to us civilly under the lulz annotated statutes 1.0.00.1.one.

If you have any questions, please call my office at (800)786- 7399.

Very Respectfully,

General Counsel

Anti-LulZ Association of America