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I'm seriously considering it right now since I'm now temporary laid off (until mid-April) but nothing definite at the moment.

Their fat could provide warmth for a REAL needy family for a winter!

Evanescance did OK with their first album but ever since then, they haven't been anything great. This album is by far better than Fallen (in my honest opinion). Oh and Brian 'Head' Welch is a born-again Christian and he did a great job with making a 'non-preachy' album. He knew Korn fans wouldn't pick this album up if he sang about god the entire time. Trust me, they got enough of that with his autobiography.

Going to classes does NOT take up your whole day. Her whole day probably consists of classes in the morning, sitting her fatass on the couch and eating chips for the rest of the day. Like i said, if you were serious about weight loss, you would make room for it. And being a student is not a good excuse. I know someone who was going for 25 credits and STILL managed to go to the gym.

Jesus christ...I have nothing against big people but get the FUCK OFF YOUR FAT ASS before I help you! I know people who are 500 pounds and STILL manage to work! Yes! Fruits and veggies are SO DAMN EXPENSIVE now! Jesus christ! Replace your chips with fruits. You can buy quite a few apples, oranges, and bananas for the price of a bag of fucking chips. Unless they're talking about 'smart' food that is processed to hell with salt and other crap - then yeah, thats expensive. Those meals really aren't that much healthier for you anyways. I think the only way that they will lose weight is if they have the government pay for a personal chief lol. This is the ONLY type of situation where I support universal healthcare. Why? Because the government will force them to lose weight. They should make them try to lose weight now but they won't. They deserve the fatty mcfat-fat jokes.

Forget AIG - Here's Some Real Outrage Britain brought us the Fab Four. Now we have the Fat Four. If you think American taxpayers have something to scream about, imagine how our friends across the pond feel about this story: Members of a British family of four say they are too overweight to work and they want more benefits. Now that, my friends, is chutzpah. The London Telegraph reports that 53-year-old Philip Chawner, his 57-year-old wife Audrey, along with daughters Emma, 19, and Samantha, 21, weigh a total of 1,162 pounds. That's more than a half ton. The parents haven't worked in 11 years, and the family currently collects nearly $31,000 a year in benefits. They claim their weight problem is hereditary—they do not choose to be this way—and the money coming in isn't enough to live on. "What we get barely covers the bills and puts food on the table," says Mr. Chawner. "It's not our fault we can't work. We deserve more." Well, apparently there is quite a bit of food making it to the table. The Telegraph says each member of the family consumes 3,000 calories a day. "We have cereal for breakfast, bacon butties for lunch, and microwave pies with mashed potato or chips for dinner," says the mother, who adds that healthy foods are "too expensive". Bacon butties? Only the Brits could come up with a name like that. Turns out they're sandwiches. The Telegraph details some of the exact benefits the family receives from the government: Mom and Dad together: $1,000 a month in income support and incapacity benefit. Mom only: $461 a month disability allowance for epilepsy and asthma, the result of being overweight. Dad only: $100 a month for developing Type 2 diabetes--he was on a waiting list for a gastric band but a heart condition stopped that. Samantha: $235 a month in "Jobseekers' Allowance". Emma: $162 a month to help pay for her schooling as a hairdresser. "I'm a student and don't have time to exercise," says Emma. "We all want to lose weight to stop the abuse we get in the street but we don't know how." http://www.cnbc.com/id/29755862/

It's like announcing a shark in the water.

Looks like they trained the ninjas for sea travel.

From Korn's former guitarist comes "Save Me From Myself". This is by far one of the my FAVORITE albums, even better than a lot of Korn's albums even though it is VERY different from Korn's style. The album kind of reminds me of Evanescence but with a 'crushing' chorus. The sound is VERY similar to Evanescence but without that bitch Amy Lee. It makes me think "This is what Evanescence should've sounded like [instrumentally]". Shake VT0pCXJwY7g&autoplay=1 Washed by Blood 4zhjbjHUWrQ&NR=1 Save Me From Myself brCfSt17rEY L.O.V.E. qliq1CvJ-1I Loyalty vUgsRNRFgcc

Thankfully that storm is going to just skid Maine. We're getting another monsta of a storm tonight.

I don't think it's a parody site. There are a few counter sites - http://blogsnot4brownback.wordpress.com/ to name one.

"the last time I broke a promise to Jesus He killed my favorite niece in a fiery car crash eight weeks later." Lesson 101 from Jesus. Hes a mean motherfucker! Don't piss him off or he'll lynch your family.

Everything in this comes from a real conservative Christian blog/website. They actually believe their own shit. Friends in Christ, I’ve known something shocking about Mrs. Obama for quite some time. Don’t be mad at me for not telling you all — or the American people. You see, the Lord Jesus told me, but asked that I kept it quiet until after the election. It is not ours to question why. No, I did not want to obey this request, but the last time I broke a promise to Jesus He killed my favorite niece in a fiery car crash eight weeks later. Friends, look closely at the picture above and you will soon see the secret I’ve been hiding for Jesus. See how pretty Laura Bush looks and how her height is normal? See how “Michelle” Obama is the same height as a man? Well, that is hardly a coincidence! ”She” is, after all, a MAN! In certain photographs, when the light hits just right, you can see the outline of a male organ flopping about under her dress. I have spoken with Baptist specialists in the field of Gender Hysteria and they have told me, after looking at several pictures of “Mrs.” Michelle nee Michael Obama that they are 96.84% certain that she is what is called a “Pre-Operative Black Transexual.” Boy oh boy, just when you thought having colored people living in the White House was as bad as things could get! Please spread this important information to everyone you know. We still have time to repeal the election before this man and his freak “wife” move into our nation’s most cherished residence and despoil it with their perversions.