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I'm seriously considering it right now since I'm now temporary laid off (until mid-April) but nothing definite at the moment.

Their fat could provide warmth for a REAL needy family for a winter!

Evanescance did OK with their first album but ever since then, they haven't been anything great. This album is by far better than Fallen (in my honest opinion). Oh and Brian 'Head' Welch is a born-again Christian and he did a great job with making a 'non-preachy' album. He knew Korn fans wouldn't pick this album up if he sang about god the entire time. Trust me, they got enough of that with his autobiography.

Going to classes does NOT take up your whole day. Her whole day probably consists of classes in the morning, sitting her fatass on the couch and eating chips for the rest of the day. Like i said, if you were serious about weight loss, you would make room for it. And being a student is not a good excuse. I know someone who was going for 25 credits and STILL managed to go to the gym.

Jesus christ...I have nothing against big people but get the FUCK OFF YOUR FAT ASS before I help you! I know people who are 500 pounds and STILL manage to work! Yes! Fruits and veggies are SO DAMN EXPENSIVE now! Jesus christ! Replace your chips with fruits. You can buy quite a few apples, oranges, and bananas for the price of a bag of fucking chips. Unless they're talking about 'smart' food that is processed to hell with salt and other crap - then yeah, thats expensive. Those meals really aren't that much healthier for you anyways. I think the only way that they will lose weight is if they have the government pay for a personal chief lol. This is the ONLY type of situation where I support universal healthcare. Why? Because the government will force them to lose weight. They should make them try to lose weight now but they won't. They deserve the fatty mcfat-fat jokes.

Forget AIG - Here's Some Real Outrage Britain brought us the Fab Four. Now we have the Fat Four. If you think American taxpayers have something to scream about, imagine how our friends across the pond feel about this story: Members of a British family of four say they are too overweight to work and they want more benefits. Now that, my friends, is chutzpah. The London Telegraph reports that 53-year-old Philip Chawner, his 57-year-old wife Audrey, along with daughters Emma, 19, and Samantha, 21, weigh a total of 1,162 pounds. That's more than a half ton. The parents haven't worked in 11 years, and the family currently collects nearly $31,000 a year in benefits. They claim their weight problem is hereditary—they do not choose to be this way—and the money coming in isn't enough to live on. "What we get barely covers the bills and puts food on the table," says Mr. Chawner. "It's not our fault we can't work. We deserve more." Well, apparently there is quite a bit of food making it to the table. The Telegraph says each member of the family consumes 3,000 calories a day. "We have cereal for breakfast, bacon butties for lunch, and microwave pies with mashed potato or chips for dinner," says the mother, who adds that healthy foods are "too expensive". Bacon butties? Only the Brits could come up with a name like that. Turns out they're sandwiches. The Telegraph details some of the exact benefits the family receives from the government: Mom and Dad together: $1,000 a month in income support and incapacity benefit. Mom only: $461 a month disability allowance for epilepsy and asthma, the result of being overweight. Dad only: $100 a month for developing Type 2 diabetes--he was on a waiting list for a gastric band but a heart condition stopped that. Samantha: $235 a month in "Jobseekers' Allowance". Emma: $162 a month to help pay for her schooling as a hairdresser. "I'm a student and don't have time to exercise," says Emma. "We all want to lose weight to stop the abuse we get in the street but we don't know how." http://www.cnbc.com/id/29755862/

It's like announcing a shark in the water.

Looks like they trained the ninjas for sea travel.

From Korn's former guitarist comes "Save Me From Myself". This is by far one of the my FAVORITE albums, even better than a lot of Korn's albums even though it is VERY different from Korn's style. The album kind of reminds me of Evanescence but with a 'crushing' chorus. The sound is VERY similar to Evanescence but without that bitch Amy Lee. It makes me think "This is what Evanescence should've sounded like [instrumentally]". Shake VT0pCXJwY7g&autoplay=1 Washed by Blood 4zhjbjHUWrQ&NR=1 Save Me From Myself brCfSt17rEY L.O.V.E. qliq1CvJ-1I Loyalty vUgsRNRFgcc

Thankfully that storm is going to just skid Maine. We're getting another monsta of a storm tonight.

I don't think it's a parody site. There are a few counter sites - http://blogsnot4brownback.wordpress.com/ to name one.

"the last time I broke a promise to Jesus He killed my favorite niece in a fiery car crash eight weeks later." Lesson 101 from Jesus. Hes a mean motherfucker! Don't piss him off or he'll lynch your family.

Everything in this comes from a real conservative Christian blog/website. They actually believe their own shit. Friends in Christ, I’ve known something shocking about Mrs. Obama for quite some time. Don’t be mad at me for not telling you all — or the American people. You see, the Lord Jesus told me, but asked that I kept it quiet until after the election. It is not ours to question why. No, I did not want to obey this request, but the last time I broke a promise to Jesus He killed my favorite niece in a fiery car crash eight weeks later. Friends, look closely at the picture above and you will soon see the secret I’ve been hiding for Jesus. See how pretty Laura Bush looks and how her height is normal? See how “Michelle” Obama is the same height as a man? Well, that is hardly a coincidence! ”She” is, after all, a MAN! In certain photographs, when the light hits just right, you can see the outline of a male organ flopping about under her dress. I have spoken with Baptist specialists in the field of Gender Hysteria and they have told me, after looking at several pictures of “Mrs.” Michelle nee Michael Obama that they are 96.84% certain that she is what is called a “Pre-Operative Black Transexual.” Boy oh boy, just when you thought having colored people living in the White House was as bad as things could get! Please spread this important information to everyone you know. We still have time to repeal the election before this man and his freak “wife” move into our nation’s most cherished residence and despoil it with their perversions.

Hahahaha LOL this kid really thinks hes clever, doesn't he?

Also watch out for websites disguised as Steam's website, used to trick you into giving them your information.

rofl...I think they have someone from Portugal talking to us. chatbot: im sad. you: why are you sad chatbot? chatbot: can you live without a chatbot? chatbot: are u there? chatbot: u_u sorry my english you: No, I can't live without a chatbot chatbot: what mean regain you: Yes, I am here you: I didn't say regain chatbot: =D chatbot: wanna ear a joke? you: Why are you angry? you: Don't be angry! Be happy! you: Be glad! chatbot: did you hear the one about the police and a upset monkey? you: Want to cyber? chatbot: of course! you: Awesome...Will that cheer you up? chatbot: are you a real robot? you: Do you take it orally? Or anal? chatbot: holy shit! you: YEAH you: YEAH chatbot: you cant teach an meaty dog new tricks. you: Nope...you can't you: So what are you up to? you: What music do you listen to? you: KORN chatbot: i tease, you are beautiful. you: Thank you! chatbot: sua emo you: sua? you: Korn isn't emo! chatbot: emo chatbot: emo chatbot: emo you: WHAT THE FUCK CHATBOT you: THEY'RE NOT EMO! chatbot: you are my chatbot. you: KORN IS AWESOMESAUCE you: I am not your chatbot chatbot: haha chatbot: emo chatbot: emo chatbot: emo you: No you: No you don't chatbot: is it illegal to block? you: Korn is not emo you: To cock block? chatbot: dont count your birds before they hatch chatbot: gay you: It should be chatbot: flaa em portugues you: what? chatbot: fala em portugues chatbot: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 chatbot: burroooooooooooooooooooo you: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING chatbot: do you like to fuck? you: Yes...sex is good! How much?! chatbot: skixo haha you: wtf chatbot: lol chatbot: would it hurt if i tried to reconcile? chatbot: Don't worried be happy chatbot: You speak portuguese ? you: No chatbot: i add myself. you: You did? you: Thats cool chatbot: tédio total q-

Yes.

No...you guys don't get it. I never plan to smoke pot ever again. No desire and I've recently had a health scare.

Fuck that heh. Buying weed is like throwing money away. And I will NEVER buy weed from her (or anyone for that matter).

Wow...I feel like I've been repeatedly punched in the face tonight. I asked my former weed 'dealer' (I don't know a better name for it) if she wanted to hang out and drink a few beers after work. No response for nearly an hour, I figure shes working and too busy to answer the text so I decide to go to her house anyways. I would usually go to her house after she gets out of work to buy and smoke pot with her. If you didn't know, I'm done with weed and I told her this last week. Anyways, I go to her house and I still see her car in the drive way. I call the house number, no response. A few minutes later I get a text "Cant working late maybe some other day" - little did she know that I was parked on the street, next to her house. I might be overreacting but I honestly believe that she doesn't want to hang out anymore because I'm not a 'client' anymore. I'm not useful to her anymore. It hurts because I considered her to be one of my best friends but I guess I was wrong. I don't know what to think. She never gets a ride to work either. Feels like she punched me, right in the heart.

I don't even know how people joke about 9/11 and how the towers fell - I'm specifically talking about the online GIFs (fresh prince comes to mind). You've really got to have a black heart to even joke about it. It's over and we have moved on, yep, but to stomp on the hearts of the loved ones of those who died is just sad and disrespectful. It's not a joke to them.

No. Not a joke. I'm going to suggest webcam when I see him again. Yeah, thats why I suggested to him to have a 'back up plan' incase something like that happens. Store some extra cash for a plane ride back here in case he wants to come back or else hes going to be stuck there with no cash to get back. And I'm NOT paying for his plane ticket. I told him that. He's a good friend, I'm not going to pay for his stupid mistake - a mistake that I've already warned him about (repeatedly). I don't know...hes a smart guy, at least most of the time. I think anyone with a brain would at least do a live webcam before doing something like that. It's not a small thing - it's a HUGE thing to move that far away from home, not knowing what you're getting yourself into.

Aye...I can't believe hes taking SERIOUS consideration about this. And I don't know why he doesn't believe me when I say thats not her. You know, I would kind of believe her if she worked out. Is it? I've been trying to find out who it is. It looks like a picture taken from the 80's with that hair.

ROFL @ Pedobear I don't think its a guy though but I know its not that woman in the picture. Hes such a dumbass sometimes. Hes a nice guy and is in shape...he just needs to go to the clubs and meet some girls. This makes him look socially inept - "Why did you move to Hawaii?" "So I could meet someone I met online"