CheckosChet

Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts: Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need.. ...just five more minutes. This new thesaurus I bought is the worst.. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible. A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"

We own a Pomeranian named Nancy. She’s been with us for many years. Energetic by nature, she loves to play catch in our front yard and get a load of the afternoon breeze while she runs to catch the ball (though we had to set up a wireless pet fence, so she wouldn’t stray far from us). She also enjoys howling along to 80’s music, a certain favorite of ours. She will always be a loyal companion to me and my wife, a very adorable one. [ATTACH=CONFIG]17574[/ATTACH]

It would cause an allergic reaction. Not all raw meat are good for domestic pets.

Well, that explains it.

Hahaha!