MarquisOfMadness

Hilarious Madness:

"Fuck me sideways, I reckon I shat myself." -Ozzy

"Don't do it, but if you do, wrap your willy." -Dad

"You sound like a dolphin who just snorted crack, then masturbated for 10 hours." -Mike

"I'm not sexist, because that is wrong, and being wrong is for women." -Shadow

"I am the patron saint of retards." -Aleks

"I made your eggs this morning, naked, wearing Gucci flip flops." -Jesse

"The most excitement you get in a day is when your finger slips through the toilet paper." -Hova

"Suicide is badass." -Danny

"Have a look at that big fuck off Jesus, watching over the Olympics." -Ozzy

"The thing I learned from school was, 'Try not to be a cunt.'" -Jim

"It's a giraffe." -Patrick

"I need to go to my tower and jump off." -memes

"Alcohol never made me act that cool." -Steve-O

"Shoot yourself in the back of the head so people wonder." - Renegade

"'Don't you wanna go to the Olympics?' Only if we are committing an act of terrorism." -Tim

He's back

goodbye steam gamers, been on here for about 2 years, cant forget "kakarot", what a legend

if your reading this, im gone

got 3 bans now: permaban bye anyways, idc rlly more on comp now

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whats up fuckers