And thyne sea shalt boil, and thyne rivers shalt run red with the blood of the unborn, and thyne earth shalt be torn a sunnder and justin beiber shalt recieve his BET award.   
Yep, it's all there.   
    
Oh cmon, you KNOW you wana make the mic just a little bit pinker or blacker with a hairy base...   
...ARGH MUST WASH EYES!    
    
NO! It's self sustaining! We can't stop it...unless...yes! QUICKLY! Drown it, in the river!