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sWz

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  1. Whole lotta shit

    Playboi Carti came from the “Magnolia” Projects and avoided being a “Shoota (feat. Lil Uzi Vert)”. He went to school for a “Long Time (Intro)” because he wanted to “Flex (feat. Leven Kali)” his “New Choppa (feat. A$AP Rocky)”. But he was “Lookin (feat. Lil Uzi Vert)” at a young boy called Uzi. Carti “Fell in Luv (feat. Bryson Tiller)” and sent Uzi his “Location”, telling Uzi he wanted to “Poke it Out” with him in a “FlatBed Freestyle”. They had vigorous sex at Uzi’s “Place” and Carti came all “Over” Uzi’s “New Tank” top. Uzi got mad and punched Carti. Carti “[Stopped] Breathing” and he died. His final words were “Love Hurts (feat. Travis Scott)”. “R.I.P.” Playboi Carti The moral of the story is that you should never “Die4Guy”, you should stick to going to school even if you get “No Sl33p”. @20 scrolls This is a banger you wish you could write
  2. Whole lotta shit

    Bro, you just played Playboi Carti & MF DOOM in front of the hoes. They're all sayin cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos whilst laughin bro. This is so cringe bro. Why man? C'mon bro why you gotta play Supervillain Theme and New Choppa when all the hoes just want Drake, Cardi B, and NF man. God why you gotta be so cringe bro you're gonna make me cry man and then the hoes will see me crying bro. Why you gotta do this bro? I put on my bape hoodie just for this party man, I'm drippy as fuck and now all the hoes are hearing is the intro to cellz bro. Charles Bukowski don't get no hoes' pussy wet bro. Wtf do transgressive fiction have to do with bussin a fat nut bro. I put on my Travis Scott Jordans for this my guy. Why would you do this to us? I was gonna finally lose my virginity then I would get to say the n word bro. Why you gotta play madvillainy? Could've played some doja cat man, she got a fine ass you know what I'm sayin? I'd tap that man, go donkey Kong on that pussy but that's beside the point. Why the fuck you scare the hoes with experimental hip hop bro. You fucked up bro. Why you gotta scare the simple minded hoes like that man? They tryna chill and have a good time, why you gotta make them think about how DOOM dances around complex beats with equally complex flows and rhyme schemes bro? Why the fuck you gotta do that to me man? I was finna smash tonight. There was this art hoe that looked real good plus she said she heard a carti song one time on her brother's insta story bro. You know we had a real connection there smh. Was gonna ask if she wanted to go to complex con this year bro. Fuck man. I was so gonna get the sweet, sweet cooter man, fuck. Never should have given you the aux man. You a fuckin fake ass friend man, shit.
  3. Whole lotta shit

    Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house, jump out the house (what?) Jump out the house Jump out that bitch (what?), jump out that bitch (what?) Jump out that bitch (what?), jump out that bitch (what?) Jump out that bitch (what?), jump out that bitch (I jump out that bitch, what?) Jump out that bitch (jump out that bitch, what?) Jump out that bitch (jump out that bitch, what?)
  4. It's a figure of speech. His "right of passage" is referring to his right to freedom of speech as the vessel that passes through the conversation. +1 Internet argument point for me
  5. My brother in Christ, please read properly and note the use of "right" as opposed to "rite".
  6. Buff jihads and make them more accessible and increase the max amount of them that can purchased at the same time Jihads are the only weapon T's have against Nazi CT's
  7. A solution.

    Do u guys do fucking anything besides deny responsibility for what happens right in front of u Like the amount of deflection that's been maintained by the people in positions of power is vile Like no you goddamn caveman we are not the fucking problem There were no interesting or big updates to the servers in months The events become infrequent and poorly managed by garbage shitty new applicants (thanks for revoking the rights of respected regulars to comment on admin apps for an entire year) 90% of staff accepted in the past year have been beyond incompetent and infamous for generally asinine behavior (again thanks for revoking the rights of respected regulars to comment on admin apps for an entire year) Regulars who have been proven to damage the servers time and time again for LITERALLY CHEATING AND EXPLOITING were let off the hook over and over while: The staff preferred to shift their attention towards lighthearted trolls who did nothing but try to defibrillate the fun server environments Regulars who are universally disliked and kill servers are still around and kept untouched, even after crossing the line and spitting in the face of respected members in front of the entire community - All the good staff members are leaving, this place isn't going anywhere because y'all have no clue how to fix it so if y'all could just unban slurs on JB until the server dies so I can play electric razor with a bunch of racist screaming children one last time that'd be great.
  8. A solution.

    Yeah dalerjon should be unbanned I think
  9. Interesting
  10. Cool I'll be looking into applying to help keep things PG as we all know some ppl (not gonna name names) like to skirt boundaries
  11. Without you there is no Figglebottom emote in the SG discord, so for that I am thankful.
  12. Im free bitches

  13. thats a lot more fun than posting 1 insightful post for every 1000 "but is russia really the bad guy here!?!?!"
  14. They’re not women they are men with high pitched voices
  15. No, we are not to blame this is not to blame it’s not our fault it’s your fault and we’re changing nothing.
  16. Idk honestly I'm at a point where wiping my ass is a chore now
  17. Shits deader than Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl
  18. I'm actually glad ur a CA cuz now u can see all the hidden posts of ppl making fun of u
  19. What
  20. Take out !fo, ban chat orders, unban slurs (no seriously), give 4x credits for CT's, buff jihad range & dmg while increasing the total amount the T's can have from 2-4, reduce CT health back to 100 We don't need a fucking warden system
  21. Maybe if I keep shitposting with subtle hints of irony and honest suggestions more people will join the servers
  22. Can't sit down anymore because my horse cock snakes through the toilet bowl like a pipe cleaner
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  24. 8:46:45

    who said we were done bozos??
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