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I get free checks from the government every week cus im poor WUT

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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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Football is my favorite sport. Practice is hard as hell with running and bear crawls and hitting but in the end you'd rather go do it all over again.

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That wasnt funny..... THAT WAS FAWKING AWESOMEEE

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LOL after he dies the guy just walks in like wtf

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poor guy lol

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