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Canada has not and will never do anything even approaching any of these accomplishments. Thousands of years from now humans will be learning about American accomplishments in their history books, Canada won't even be a footnote.

The fact that you can have pride in your shitty country or actually think you're better than Americans... this proves only one thing. You Canadians are the most brainwashed fucking morons on the face of this planet. That's why Canadians like you have to use what little power you have (like admin power in a video game) silence Americans the moment we burst your bubble and disprove the retarded things you Canadians believe to help you cope with your irrelevance. You had to ban me for a week for simply RESPONDING to Canadians that were ripping on the US. You didn't ban them now did you? Of course not, because you're a Canadian. You idiots need to stick together thinking that your numbers will make up for your lack of intelligence.

Checkmate, you lose.