bethy

So, I'm going to try to follow your morbidly demented train of thought going something along these lines:

1. You find a mutilated watermelon.

2. You retrieve said mutilated watermelon, and rather than take it to an establishment of healing/apothecary, you fiendishly take it upon yourself to repeat your sadistic aim to cause me distress over the dismemberment of my fellow watermelon-kin.

3. You leave the fragmented carcass of a once beautifully intact, innocent, virtuous example of angelic chaste on

my

forum

page.

Ok, bethy. I think I've learned my lesson, too.