If this were true u shouldn't be scared at all.
Dying this way is like watching the end of a EPIC/FAIL movie!!
It's a shame to watch a movie without ending!!!!
climax/sarcasm ftw
The united bonsai association! (UBA)
The purpose of life is to create THE perfect society where everyone is litterly ONE and where everyone is not allowed to eat, drink, walk, speak, having physical sex and having a computer.
Instead we're 24/7 in a cryotube sleeping as bonsais. During a (intergalactic) war we have
robots called 'Shoop da whoops' (or IMMA FIRING MAH LAZORS) protecting earth from destruction!
If we needs to reproduce ourselfs we uses the mind fuck technique! Its simpel "humping"with our minds Moving the semen from point A to point B tru WiFi.
Conclusion: THIS THREAD FAILS