Fine,
"Hello?"
"DUH HARRO? IS DIS DUH, DIM SUM SAM WOO RESTURANT?"
"No? I think you have the wrong number sir."
"NO, I TINK U HAB DUH WRUN NUMBER. I WAS GIB BY MY GUD FRIND, I KNO DIS DUH SAM WOO EATING PLACE."
It continues for awhile like that...
"Go fuck off."
"I DUH SORRY, U MOM SUK SO HARD, I CAN NOT DUH HEAR U."
*Click
You have to read it in one of my Asian accents.