TheTruth

No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.

Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.

There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

god, Office space rules.