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Gen. Shadow Steam: Black_Shadow_Rider STEAMID: STEAM_0:0:18873882

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Hey there kids! Today, we'll be learning about a 16-year old boy, named Tcp. He has a real problem, and it needs fixing! TCP was born on October 31, 1993. He weighed an astounding 18 pounds! Here's him at 2 months, giving us the peace sign, commonly used in Britain. He was neglected a lot, actually almost getting killed by a train, when his mother was talking to a black-market trader, trying to get him to buy big-ol' TCP. [YOUTUBE]DpIA20yEx24[/YOUTUBE] They call him "miracle boy" because his fat stopped the train in its' tracks, and the fat actually provided a cushion, thus saving him from any harm (sadly). When he turned 2, he said his first words: In kindergarden, TCP had quite the attitude, and thought it was funny. He showed this by wearing this shirt on the first day of school: In his blue lunch-box, he had 17 Big Macs, 2 bags of chicken fingers, and 3 chocolate bars, coated with sugar. This is due to the fact that he's on an extreme diet, as put on by his parents. In grade 2, he started dating. His first girlfriend was famous everywhere! Here's she is, on their very first date!!! Things got rough, and she broke up with him. She did this because she could put her arms around him and actually hug him. In grade 4, at age 9, Tcp was constantly bullied. At one point, his teacher assisted the rest of the class in taping him on the wall: Then, the bubble burst. On a doctor's appointment, when Tcp was 13, he was getting measured by the doctor: Tcp farted, and the doctor had a heart attack and died. Tcp was then accused of murder by flatulence, and he was sentenced to 1 month without eating any McDonalds. Tcp was put under constant suicide watch, and the police regularly did stake-outs at their house, if any hostility arose. The SWAT team was on hold, if anything were to happen. After the month, Tcp pledged to lose some weight, and his fellow friends at SG created the "TCP weight loss moral support group". It is aimed at helping him deal with his problem, and solve it. Today, Tcp plays 13 hours a day on Counter Strike, or any other games. He is currently on the waiting list of "The Biggest Loser", but they are considering holding a spin-off series called "The Biggest Loser: Tcp", because his weight is as much as all of the people combined on the previous season. We continue to help Tcp address his problem, and help him lose weight. But he doesn't listen, because his ears are full of bacon fat and grease. So remember kids: Tune in next time for FAT PEOPLE WHO NEED HELP, and vegetables. PS Zero001 was the doctor.

What the fuck?

You get upgraded to the SG.Reg tag when you are a SG.Mem (member), and have reached 150 posts, and be registered on the forums for 2 months. For SG.Hon, I believe it is be on the forums for 6 months, and have 400 posts, as far as I know.

On America's next top model, of course!

Hmm ok. Mind posting your system specs for us? Might help to solve a problem.

This might fix it: Go to your steam folder in your hard-drive: C:\Program Files\Steam C would be your local disk (could be another letter). Find the Steam.exe application (the actual steam loader). Right click it, and click "properties". There should be 5 tabs. Click the "Compatibility" tab. Next, make sure the box labeled "Compatibility Mode" is unchecked, as this might cause some programs to crash if your computer is run in compatibility mode. Now, click ok, and restart Steam. If it doesn't work, you may need to re-install steam once more. If it still doesn't work, I am not sure what's wrong. Tried my best Good luck.

As far as I know, there is an option like it, where you can view the threads you post ONLY and see other replies. It's used in the banned section on facepunchstudios and other forums.

Guys, quit mucking up the thread. So sorry to hear about your friend. Makes me really sad that these things happen to the best of people.

I cried. 10/10 +fucking rep.

I saw this too. Great work! I love it!

Maybe the HGs could form a sort of "HG Council", which is a team of 3-4 people dedicated to nominating some SA's or other people that are well known in the community, and submit those results to the AOs or some other group that would have time; then, maybe each month, or randomly, announcements will be posted on new additions to the HG usergroup. The current HGs, which are quite a few, could still stay HGs. Thoughts?

The koolaid man thing ruined it, but it was good until then. As for the 2nd one, no, he didn't just kill the black kid if that's what anyone was insinuating. As you see in the succeeding picture, the other kid is bloody too (unless it was splattered.. :/). Meh.

Older than jesus himself, but still hilarious. If this was a real mod, I would totally use it.

All i can say is... you've been a very naughty boy!

Zombie cyborg hitler?

Yes, that's true. You have to wait a minimum of 14 days when you are supporter to make an admin application. And I've played with you! I think it was in PB... fun times, fun times.

What? It was, and I was apologizing.

Sorry, my post was completely uncalled for anyways.. very sorry Red.