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Your momma is so fat she makes free willy look like a tic-tak... Those are so old, yet mine is still the best. The first time I said it was 07.

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A guy just won £250k on a scratch card, he goes to his wife and says "If you want anything in the World what will it be" her face started to go red "It's a bit embarrassing, (No sex jokes here my friends) but I really want the slime from a snail... Like if you were in a French restaurant" the guys eyes lit up with shock and replied "ok... Whatever you want" He rings up his mate and asks him if he wants to go to France for the day, he said yes so they went to Dover... When they arrived in France they were parched, they found the nearest pub and started to chat to a local French women... After many many rounds of drinks and forgetting why they were in France they decided to call it a night. The next two days they same thing happened. On the forth day, with a stinking hangover, they remembered why they were in France and went back home, on the way back to the Ferry in Calais the guy decided to pick up a bag of 100 snails from the local fisherman. They got the ferry home and taxi back to where they lived, the guy who won the lottery asked to be dropped off a block behind his house, he wanted to think of an excuse for why he was so late... As he got 50 yards from his house he slips over, the snails go everywhere... BANG, out comes his wife... "WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN???" "C'mon, we're nearly there, c'mon not to far now!" ;) *Mine wasn't copy and pasted..."

50cc, but I have a 125cc Aprilia in my back garden, currently under repairs. Met up with them today to get a suit, it went ok though I could sense a lil tension, which I thought would be around. Next time I'll see them will be Sat for their wedding. Strike, the only person who knows hard nuts is me... :L

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You've been needed in other threads! Not just mine ;)

I took Andre's advice, it seems to have died down, meeting them tomz so we will see if there is any tension in the air... I still reckon it will be kinda weird. Thanks though.

My mind set this past year!

That has basically what I've done this past year, but it's just blown up in me...

Last Sunday I turned 18, well, being a Sunday it was pretty pointless to go out, so I went out friday night... Well, it was my friends stag night today (Bob), but everybody bailed on him, it was left with just me and him. Anyway, when I was out Friday I got pick pocketed, £20 was taken and also my debit card. Cancelled my card the next morning, met up with my friend(Bob) where I work (Parked my moped there) well, I found it someone had tried to nick it... Anyway, back to topic. My friend is gay (Bob) and he's getting married Next Saturday, I've been getting nuts from both parties for about a year, a good friend who I work with / went to college with(Guy) and also my friend fiancee.(Joe) Well, I couldn't actually go to his stag night (Bob) because I didn't have any money, just general issues, then I get this message; "You have no idea how much you have upset Guy1 have you? Youre meant to be his best mate for f**ks sake! And you have just turned around and stabbed him in the back like this. He is really really f**king hurt. I can not overstate how miserable he is right now. But if getting drunk with some homophobic loser means more to you than your best friend then i guess thats just you showing your true colours. I have persuaded Guy1 to give you one last chance. DO NOT f**k UP OUR WEDDING OR I WILL f**kING KILL YOU! (And no i am not joking) So i will see you monday to pick you out suit. Watch it buster. " (Joe) ---- I've been talking to my friend who I work with / went to college (Guy) with and he says the guy who sent me that has mental issues, compulsive liar,(Joe) my friend also apparently talked to his Sister and she said yes it's all true bladi blarr. But then the guy who is getting married actually tells me he was hit in the back of the head with a baseball bat and that (Bob/Joe) I've been trying to be a neutral party for the past year, but I'm f**king sick of it. I just want to go to him and say(Joe) "f**k off, I want nothing to do with you, all you've brought me this year is f**king lie after f**king lie, issue after f**king issue and then you actually have the audacity to threaten me, f**k off and never get in contact with me again" but then saying that I will hurt Bob and we've been mates for around three years... It's just a seriously f**ked up situation, I want it all to end. What do I do? *Sorry for my language, I'm just so annoyed, all of this crap has been wearing me down this past year...*

Jesus doesn't exist. Sorry to break your bubble but your wasting your time, it's just another moment for religious people to get humiliated. Religion was only thought of because people couldn't work out why we are here, what we are etc. Religion WAS a substitute for science in it's own way.

Get dose clothes back on!! OOHH YYEAAHH!! GIGLI GIGLI Oh waiii...!

Congratulations!!!!!!

I just want to point something out, none of the SA's+ marked you on what happened 2 years ago, if they did guess what, we wouldn't have any admins. Reading your posts my view on you has completely changed, your so stuck up it's unbelievable. Fuck off.

1 life down, 12 more to go. C ya man, I liked playing with you on Atix Helicopter, always a laugh Good luck with whatever comes your way.

This thread is now about BACON!

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Need a little bit of help on these questions, rather not ask my Lecturer due to a 2 hour lecture on what Binary is and how useful it is without ever answering my question. Has shown using one worked examples how decimal fractions are converted to fixed point binary Has shown using one worked examples how fixed point binary fractions are converted to back decimal Has shown using two worked examples how decimal numbers are converted to octal Has shown using two worked examples how decimal numbers are converted to hexadecimal Has shown using two worked examples how decimal fractions are converted to floating point

Yes I did. I learn bits, bytes, binary, hexadecimal binary, parity bits, Symmetrical and also asymmetrical. I can't also forget about bloody floating points and not/nor/and etc gates. Fancy an assignment brief? Or are you done attempting to troll me? Happy? Lock.