AustinG010

Gay-torade

I got a football signed by Albert Haynsworth (Football Player for those who don't know)

XeNo >

The Game biatch

Yes women are just as horny as us men,haven't you heard of a whore?

gl bro,and goodbye

R.I.P. Chris :'(

Just because you get baptised doesn't mean you're Catholic,Christans get baptised too. But no I'm not Catholic

What If-Creed

A gamecube,I remember playing Medal of Honor

bout time...thank you may I have another

I pitty da fool

Korn,Marylin Manson,Flyleaf,Nirvana,Muse,Seether and Lamb of God

Will a VIA/S3G UniChrome Pro IGP work with CS:S?

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golf

CiCi's Pizza

sex in a box

don't be a prick,wrap your dick

Halo ODST