Magikarp

I use my cellphone as a sword. But I don't have a cellphone.

Don't mind me. I used your /IMG tip thing and hopefully it'll work. TEST

This is a tough answer, last I heard you couldn't kill T's for talking. Perhaps if the person is micspamming HLSS music and such you're allowed.

He is talking about lag, PING and LATENCY aren't controlled my computer speed, that would be FPS. Your best bet is to just play on european servers. The servers are in the states, so your speed will drop quite a bit, but if you were trying to say "On other servers my ping is fine but on PB it's horrible" Well, than we have noooo idea.

Great for a finishing kill. You saw your friend knife that guard, and your bud got owned. You want revenge, charge widly, and hit you "V" buttom (Most people have it bound to V) Profit.

He didn't listen to a CT's command. It was a grenade, it can be used to hurt and kill the CT's. I don't believe it was a freekill. He got warning, and according to you, many warnings. There is no planting of grenades (I think?) so there is no "He wasn't paying attention". Straight up legit "You didn't follow orders" Kill.

When the flood arrives, Thall shall not perish, but live longer, in prosperity, as a Magikarp will carry thies soul upon its back.

Never said I wanted it. I don't want it.

Out of maybe 20 times using, it's failed 4 times. I like it the way it is.

That actually sounds rather delicious. KILL ME SO I CAN EAT MAHSALF

lol... Now I feel like a tool. GOD GUISE. :*( You made a Magikarp cry...

Ok! I think it was a mixture of something that happened 30 minutes ago, and a mixture of Dr.Pepper-induced brain fart.

Amazing Idea. If nobody has suggested this before... I'd be very surprised.

I thought it was more simple than that. My bad D:

Could we please, remove the AWP's ability to shoot through people, this is realistic, but this is a Prison Break Server, It's annoying when you're an innocent bystander/prisoner (Not really innocent...) and the lad infront of you has a gun, he gets shot by an awp, and you both die. /ragequit EDIT: Forget I said this. I was not thinking. I need to go to bed... D:

If you're dead, you can only talk to other deceased players. That seems to have been missed in my original post, and I don't remember who was asking, but I am 15. Yes... I do sound young......

Like I said, 5 minutes isn't alot. But the game would be a little more fun. You uh... talk about the same gibberish that you do when you're alive? XD

While, I'm fairly new, and I have no idea if this has been asked already. But during a prison break game, for people who die early. It'd be nice, if the dead could talk to eachother, while 5 minutes may not seem like alot of time to just no say anything, it would make the game more enjoyable. And no, I do not mean talking to people who are still alive. So, as a request, and hopefully others can back me up... Could those who are dead talk to others who are dead. Magikarp.