oh my god someone should create a new charity.
SAVE THE CONDOMS
no longer shall condoms be subject to dark cramp living condition or be the subject of cruel human experiments....
DONATE YOU MONEY TO **Cough** ME **Cough** I mean the condoms donate for the condoms.....
....
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
