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I typtrfed this wiyjth ,my lrft hand.

Tried pot a few times in high school, not impressed plus it smells like shit. Oxycodone, too, if that counts (after I got my wisdom teeth out). P.S.: This thread is just a carnival of terrible ideas.

Trash on my finger. The smell of trash on finger. A stinky finger. In scrim tournament. Get raped in face by an awp. GG RIP

u wot m8

ITT:

This guy's liking posts that call him an idiot?

How many monies do we start with first round?

Sign me up, Scotty.

Mods, feel free to delete this, but I felt like it's time I consulted the world about a very serious issue before I lose my fucking mind. This is Exeggcute, a 'plant'-type Pokémon. It is little more than a cluster of several eggs with faces that somehow constitute a single creature. It evolves into: Exeggutor; a walking coconut tree. Can someone walk me through that logic? Is it just me? How does an egg pun apply to a goddamn tree? Under what kind of insane god does any of this make sense?

Have fun. Enjoy the...uh...hmm. Well, there's that weird food I've heard about where guys bury a dead shark at the beach, everyone pisses on it, and they dig it up and eat it a few months later (no rly). I also know that there are a bunch of stone dongs all around the place that were carved by vikings centuries ago. (I'm probably not the best representative of that region).

Just as a PSA, can people please stop typing 'lag' when we experience lag? I'm running out of 'Great Job!' stickers.

Pshht, telling me not to explore. I'll donate shortly to help smooth the issues. I don't want this server shitting the bed inside of a month like Tekkit did.

Double post because dumb rulez.

Oh, you so cheeky.

It appears there's a slight miscommunication, I'm not actually her boyfriend, just currently flirting with her (and don't repeat that, for obvious reasons). I probably should've been a little more careful with the phrasing but whatev.

Whoever told her to kill herself is on my shitlist. Troll-heckling is one thing but they crossed the fucking line as far as I'm concerned. Goddamn low.

And cows go 'moo'.

My gal Sarah's cover of Li'l Wayne's "How to Love". Plz flood with likes and flowery comments (or be a sabotaging dick and rip it apart. Either way, I tried). How to Love - Lil Wayne (Cover) - YouTube

I've noticed that request threads (MC Whitelist, Sup. Group Invites, etc.) only get checked maybe once or twice every couple of weeks. I'm not trying to complain or anything, I'm just asking that the powers-that-be make a point out of checking those threads a litte more frequently. Pretty-please-with-sugar-on-top.

Perhaps now I won't lag behind on Predator. One can dream...