Thefreshprince

In Bel-Air, California, born and raised

At the country club is where I spent most of my days.

Having a lark, relaxing all day

Driving some balls right down the fairway

When a band of ruffians, believing they had impunity

Started making trouble in my community

I got in one mere tussle and it gave my mom the willies,

She said "You're moving to your aunt and your uncle in West Philly."

I hired a limo, and as it drew near

The license plate said "DAPPER" and it had dice in the mirror.

I could only deduce that this limousine was quite frilly,

But I paid it no mind and directed the driver, "To West Philly!"

I arrived at the house at 7:34

And gave a generous tip to my kindly chauffeur

Looked upon my new residence, the weather was chilly

But I knew that I was now the Dapper Lad of West Philly