For money, I'll do it for you. Otherwise, if you have questions about HTML/XHTML, CSS, JavaScript, jQuery, PHP, MySQL, or database optimization, I can help tutor you and answer questions.
As a beginner, you'll want to start with just XHTML and CSS. Spend a good few months learning just them, and don't start CSS until you're very comfortable with XHTML.
Web programming is not something that can be rushed. You won't invent vBulletin in a year. Large projects like that take decades of learning followed by years of application.