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  1. Well only just for a little bit. This summer I am going down to Ft. Jackson to train with some high speed NCOs and be one of the drill sergeants there! I'll only be down there for a month and a half but I should have fun yelling at little kids and making their lives miserable. Kinda strange how they made a nice guy like me part of the DS cadre:nuts:
  2. I got to 1 minute then I ended up putting my head into a microwave.
  3. Jewpiter

    I'm more of a fan of facebook creeping. It's a victimless crime!

  4. I shaved my head once in order to look like a pen0s

  5. Holy smokes

    topic replied to Jewpiter's Repeat in Off Topic

    Q: What do you get when you put a baby in a microwave? A: I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

  6. goodbye SG

    Jewpiter replied to a topic in Off Topic

    Have fun. Remember it is customary to wake up with shit on your dick in Germany. So don't be surprised!
  7. I tend to use nightvision goggles in Iraq. The insurgents cried that I was using wallhacks
  8. I continually cite wikipedia on any paper I write. My professors continually give me F's.
  9. 50.4 gigashits
  10. I am patiently waiting for Daze to post his usual sausage party pics with him and 50 other dudes and 1 girl.
  11. I use autotune everytime I have an orgasm
  12. Is KuroKon a FAGGOT? debate loloozl
  13. I prefer ultimate muscle roller legend racing
  14. high and tight boy

  15. Thank you SG

    topic replied to Jewpiter's Chaos in Off Topic

    I love getting hoes pregnant that can't support they kids
  16. I like to use a macrophone for gaming. Its just like a microphone except it broadcasts my thoughts
  17. God damn can't we all just be gentlemen and congratulate our neighbor on their Olympic gold medal?
  18. I've always wondered why soccer isn't more popular in the states. Fact is, it is the most played sport of all elementary and high school kids, yet a lot of us had no idea that we have a national team that played in the FIFA world cup. To be honest I don't really like soccer and the ONLY reasons are because I don't know the rules nor have I ever played it.
  19. Hey Canada... That'll do pig, that'll do.
  20. Holy mother of fuck...
  21. Canada played well. GJ Canada!
  22. gj canada!!!
  23. As an Investment Finance major I found this video to be most entertaining
  24. "Shit on my dick, or blood on my knife." this was the first thing my cellmate said to me in prison
  25. tl;dr
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