Jewpiter

The military (any country) is definitely not for everyone. If I were you and were considering joining I would take a very very long time to think about it. All of my best friends are in the military, keeps me from ETS'ing lol

I only meet people who won't laugh at the size of my genitalia

2 confirmed kills

Pray to Hashem for me

Fagitt

I've been enlisted in the US Army since 2004.

Stick a tampon in your anus and sing a song of your people

Hassid:rolleyes::rolleyes:

My penis is above average in size

No it was around May 2008 we changed into SG

So OP is trying to sell us that he is enlightened that he is no longer with his ex but in reality those with a half decent bullshit detector can tell that this is just a cry of loneliness? Good job OP

Make sure to wash your balls before you touch that new mouse

I went to Outback Steakhouse one day. Saw a very young waitress who was attracted to me (how could anyone not be?) I took her home and drew my name on the wall with her blood like Helter Skelter. I'll miss her

http://www.goarmy.com Big signup bonuses

stupid thread

Come back in one piece private :-)

Admin abuser, mic spammer, closet racist Please ban cloud strike from the internet

Its about time someone appreciated all the abusing we admins are doing. Thank you sir.

I drank too much this weekend and I feel like shite

I've been enrolled in 3 different colleges so far and I haven't attended one that offered Russian. I say take it. Looks difficult as hell though lol

I think the new system is fine, where it makes you become a supporter for a period of time. Hell my first post here on steamgamers (aka zombiemurder) was an admin application request, and it passed.

Nope:rlol::rlol:

I beat you to it

Last night I invited some friends over to my apartment to come party with me and my roommates. Well it turns out they invited their friends too so it ended up being 50 people crammed into my place. Within an hour it was so crowded you couldn't even move. I remember trying to wedge myself through the crowd to get through a hallway and I said to myself "Man I wish I had noblock on":rlol: inb4coolstorybro

U WOT M8