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Lights went out.

That..is fucking gross. Wash your hair.

I think you misread. I said knock out, as in fall asleep.

Noob!

Bro, bro bro bro.

I'm about to knock out lol.

Where are the pics you liar?

In my youth I took a trip, my first initial acid trip. And it hit me like a ton of bricks. My eyes they quickly dilated, I began hallucinating at the tender age of seventeen. As I watched the TV my dogs speaking to me, Telling me I'm going insane. I recall a scene it's Halloween,

And I am dressed as a drag queen, Peaking to the point of no return, I met a man, I shook his hand, He spoke I could not understand, He was covered in flies and afterbirth.

Okay, well if you can replace someone that quickly then I don't really want you on my friends list.

Ambulancia, I told you I really wasn't in the mood. You told me you weren't joking so I took you off.

That's it.

Because you are replacing me.

D:

*cry*

You totally just signed off.. D:

....you're still gonna sing me too sleep, right?!

Pero ya te conte, me da MUCHA pena!!

no puedo, por favor no me hagas hacerlo

What would I do as an apprentice?

XD, I'll answer anyways.

There's this thing called a push to talk button. After I hold that button down, I simply speak into the microphone and if you have volume up, you can hear me.

But please nooo, me da mucha pena. Solamente canto delante de gente que yo conozco.

OKAY OKAY you told me three times!!

But...I don't wanna sing outloud...

Me da pena..

I accidentally threw it away. It cannot be recovered now!

Well, it was meant to be a nap..then it just turned into sleep.

I'm sorry Matt! I was in a joking mood <333

Oh yeah, I took a nap at 6pm and woke up at 6am. XD

I'll be home at 3 and STILL expect you to have a mic.