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[The Real Slim Jim]

Useful tree fact for adults;

 

When the nursery tells you it will grow 10 meters in 5 years, that does not  mean it stops in 5 years.

 

what that means is it will grow on average 2m a year until mature. maturity could be reached at 20-100 years. 

 

dont be fooled.

 

[Ejivis]

If you are attacked by a BROWN/GRIZZLY bear then PLAY DEAD. Lay flat on your stomach with your hands clasped behind your neck. Spread your legs to make it harder for the bear to turn you over. Remain still until the bear leaves the area. Fighting back usually increases the intensity of such attacks. However, if the attack persists, fight back vigorously. Use whatever you have at hand to hit the bear in the face.

If you are attacked by a BLACK bear then DO NOT PLAY DEAD. Try to escape to a secure place such as a car or building. If escape is not possible, try to fight back using any object available. Concentrate your kicks and blows on the bear's face and muzzle.

If you are attacked by a COCAINE bear, back away slowly, raise your arms, and yell at the bear to make yourself look more intimidating. If this doesn't work, try to distract them with some glow sticks and techno music. 

[Ejivis]

According to a study, Mosquitos are attracted to dark colors more than light colors.

[Ejivis]

Dogs that are slightly underweight live an average of two years longer than dogs that are slightly overweight.  Think about how that would translate to humans.

[Ejivis]

You should still attempt to dial 911 in an emergency even if you have no bars of signal. There are protocols that allow your phone to bounce signals off any tower available, including military/first responder ones and towers not on your network in the event that you attempt to call 911.