Frostbyte Posted December 4, 2008 Content Count: 2750 Joined: 07/17/08 Status: Offline Share Posted December 4, 2008 This thread deserves a sticky by default anyway. Post Chuck Norris jokes. Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talking about Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter. Chuck Norris was supposed to appear on Survivor, but he killed all the contestants and nobody is brave enough to go get the footage. They were gonna make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but Chuck Norris dosen't take shit from anybody. Chuck Norris eats beef jerky, craps it out as a fine powder, uses it as gunpowder, and uses it to shoot a cow. Rinse and Repeat. This is now known as the food chain. Post more. This is off the top of my head. Link to comment
Prozak Posted December 4, 2008 Content Count: 314 Joined: 11/08/08 Status: Offline Share Posted December 4, 2008 If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris. Link to comment
SOLANUM Posted December 4, 2008 Content Count: 1933 Joined: 08/13/07 Status: Offline Share Posted December 4, 2008 When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norris. Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercut a horse. Some kids wear Superman PJs. Superman wears Chuck Norris PJs. I have more, if I remember them I'll post. Link to comment
LVG Posted December 5, 2008 Content Count: 2238 Joined: 04/14/08 Status: Offline Share Posted December 5, 2008 I love the chuck norris ones lol, here in england we have one for Martin Skirtle he started a little fight in football so everyone just messes about with that like Skirtle can strangle you with a cordless phone Skirtle isnt afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of skirtle etc... Link to comment
trakaill Posted December 5, 2008 Content Count: 3736 Joined: 11/30/07 Status: Offline Share Posted December 5, 2008 chuck norris doesnt ask what time is it..He says what time it is! Link to comment
Guest barackobama Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Fail Chuck Norris jokes, let's do Garfield jokes! Link to comment
Caution Posted December 5, 2008 Content Count: 11501 Joined: 10/19/08 Status: Offline Share Posted December 5, 2008 chuck norris can beat connect 4 in three turns. chuck norris doesnt get frostbite, he bites frost. chuck norris can slam a revolving door. chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird. every night when the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for chuck norris. chuck norris does not sleep, he waits. chuck norris is why waldo is hiding. lol those are the only ones i can remember off the top of my head. Link to comment
SpEeD Posted December 5, 2008 Content Count: 1088 Joined: 06/17/08 Status: Offline Share Posted December 5, 2008 Bruce lee>chucknorris and thats no joke. Link to comment
LVG Posted December 5, 2008 Content Count: 2238 Joined: 04/14/08 Status: Offline Share Posted December 5, 2008 Fail Chuck Norris jokes, let's do Garfield jokes! Hmm, Garfield is so scared of garfield HE SHOULD GTFO Link to comment
Pancake Batter Posted December 5, 2008 Content Count: 672 Joined: 03/20/07 Status: Offline Share Posted December 5, 2008 Fail Chuck Norris jokes, let's do Garfield jokes! *Points to sig* Link to comment
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