disfunctional family

[Bubbles]

considering its the time of year where familys are brought together for a couple family holidays (thanksgiving honica christmas ect.) i think a post about just how F%@&'D up your family really is! Awkward uncle? Insane parents? Grumpy Grannies? TELL ME YOUR STORY! be it in a list, in a fucking novel i dont care, i wanna hear it!

 

GO.

wait.

 

ill start =p

 

early this morning, my mom screamed "im going to fucking kill you" to my little brother

my sister bought me a box with 5 bottles of liquor wrapped up and told me to open it in private (lol)

my 80 year old aunt put my little brother in a headlock

my sister's boyfriend is out of town for a week, so tomorrow my uncle is going over to his house with my sister and theyre throwing a drinking party

2 familys came to my aunts house for christmas day, and sat in separate rooms hardly saying hello to eachother (bastards took the room closest to the food)

went to another cousins house, where i found out my other aunt's boyfriends neice is a hot as fuck, but has also been held back 3 times

over the night at his house, we had a very interesting conversation about hookers?

my brother's report card goes in this order, F F D F D D

my mom told my dad that his brother probably doesnt want to go out for christmas because he's at home alone drinking on his couch in his underwear [high 40's single guy reason i play half the video games i play today (hardcore gamer)]

my grandma told us, she would teach us her secret recipe for her (idk what its called but its fucking amazing) because she knows her time alive is limited (scariest thing ive ever heard my grandmother say)

[whysopro]

Yesterday, my family was here and my cousin got called away for a fire since hes a firefigther but it appeared only to be smoke coming out of the chimney of a house =D Then he came back and my aunto uncle and cousin started fighting about what fireworks they should buy for new years eve, then we all got drunk as hell =D

 

[EDIT] I almost forgot the best part: My cousin started singing Christmas songs and my neice Threatened to throw all kinds of nasty stuff at him if he wouldnt stop singin, he then rolled all over the couch and died of laughing =D

[Bubbles]

haha, i'm saving up for a hotel and a ticket to a new years rave

[trakaill]

if I started posting here I might crash the forums..

[Lux]

Not really much disfunctional about my family.

 

Dad gets drunk every Friday. (not exactly irregular)

Mum has had a lifelong knee problem (limps)

Uncle was an extreme alcoholic and almost died. Is now atleast 20 stone, is addicted to this non perscription medicine, and generally the liver and whatever else is fucked up.

 

But disfunctional............my millionaire uncle's partner (he has a secret Russian girlfriend who is 30 years younger) stopped us going to two family weddings because she put the word in that me and my brother were trouble makers (this judgement came from when she saw us for one day 6 years ago?) and the excuses were like "its a wedding for adults", yet my cousin who is 13 went but only because he was escorting his mum (no dad) but still :S. So basically she is the only bitch in the family, everyone else are great

[Bubbles]

nice, and now i want to hear trakaills

[Omar]

Family is alright actually.

[Ganzta]

if I started posting here I might crash the forums..

 

bring it on

[Bubbles]

lolz

[Eldest]

I was raised by wolves in a forest, I don't remember much of it..sorry!