Write an epic movie plot on the poster above you!

[Fairyluvvver]

The title of the thread is what it is.

 

"Create an epic movie plot on the poster above you!"

 

As I have no preceding poster, I will write one on Bubba

 

HANGTIME

 

In a world, where children play, daddies work, mommies cook, and old people play chess, was one boy. This young boy was not like the rest. His one and only dream was to SKATEBOARD. He loved to skateboard. But what happens when the "big kids" take his skateboard from him? Does he go out and buy a new skateboard? Or will he extract vengeance on those who impede his dreams of being the Ramp-Champ '09?

 

Coming to a theatre near you.

[suricruise]

Touched

 

In a world of Fairies there was one that was the biggest Fairy of them all. The world was a dark place for this young man. The world had not yet accepted people that spent their days loving the fairy. He was judged by all. He was ready to leave his world behind till that one night he was TOUCHED!

[Mammal]

Home Alone 925

 

In the world of Hollywood, how does one young child survive? With her parents out all day Suricruise has to fend for herself in her large mansion home when burgelers attack.

[Chef]

RE-RUN

 

With the world being dominated by reality shows and political debates, one boy held onto the dream of one day being a Texas Ranger. Every day this child would put on his Cowboy hat, slide into those leather boot, clip his star of justice onto his chest and prepare to watch re-runs of Walker Texas Ranger.

[SpEeD]

ASSHOLE

 

In a world filled with douchebags, there was always one that stood out. Yes, that one was chef, the self proclaimed "Chef". But, when reality came a knockin, he wasnt prepared for the truth, which made him resort to calling others names and being mean to speed all his internet career.

[Chef]

BROTHERLY LOVE

 

In society today people feel they cant feel the LOVE. They feel like they can SHOW thier EMOTIONS. They feel...well, who really gives a fuck what they feel. This what the thinking of two homosexual brothers, Speed and JiggleBellJr. They knew gay people were coming out more and more but couldnt grasp why incest wasnt in style yet. So one day, they called in a bomb threat to a school, bringing every news crew possible out. And when the people arrived only 2 boys stood there. The cops and news crews stood dumbfounded as to what type of prank this was, but tape continued. So in an act of courage and love, speed shoved 2inches of semi-hard penis into jiggles ass. They proceeded to "break the mountains back" for a disturbing 30 seconds. Most of the crowd threw up, others wished they were blind. And so BROTHERLY LOVE was established....

[Matt.]

FLAME WAR

 

In a world where people react to insults and grudges from past mistakes, two men stand out. A man who loved to grief people on their shortcomings, and insult someone for every mistake, and another who responds with gayjokes. Eventually the world will fill with hatred and the Flame War will begin. Children will hide, women will cry as the men with bad tempers duel with words. Eventually civilization becomes so retarded that men forget what a penis is and that they have one. Soon the world dies out due to lack of repopulation.