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Alright, so it's a bit lengthy. It all starts with SD getting the 1000-score secret in Atix_Heli, and someone asking about it.

 

 

Johnny K. Gambino : so how did sd get 955 score

Riggs° : Majik

SDtielvdeo : magic

SDtielvdeo : lol

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : they hacked

Riggs° : Yep.

SDtielvdeo : haxored

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Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : ur a bad admin

SDtielvdeo : bunnyhop boost?

Riggs° : Terrible.

SDtielvdeo : told you

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : u do kno if i report u u might lose ur admin power?

SDtielvdeo : do it

Riggs° : No, I won't.

Riggs° : But please do it

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : u would b suprised

Riggs° : No, I wouldn't.

SDtielvdeo : no, you would

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : its happened before

Riggs° : Is that so?

SDtielvdeo : not working :/

Riggs° : And wtf are you going to report me on?

For a list of the player rules type "!rules"

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : the steam log on client

Riggs° : You're going forward, right?

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : they have master control over all servers

Riggs° : Steam log on client?

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : nope

Riggs° : Wtf are you talking about?

SDtielvdeo : the website is Zombiemurder.com, go do it fool

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : steam masterboard

Riggs° : What could you report us for/

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : misuse of admin and hacking

|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| : hax

Riggs° : lmfao

SDtielvdeo : how so

SDtielvdeo : explain

SDtielvdeo : in detail please

Riggs° : You need proof

Riggs° : Otherwise

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : u report an abuse

SDtielvdeo : mwhat abuse?

Use !zstuck if your stuck in another person or !ztele to tele to spawn

|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| : he as testemunes

SDtielvdeo : what did he do exactly

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : they record whats happened over the last 24 hrs

Riggs° : I could be like, "Omfgz Refuse 2 Lose was haxing all over teh plaze."

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : but then they would cheack

|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| : and i say it wasnt him

TERRORIST got 2 points for All Counter-Terrorists eliminated

Napalm Grenades [ENABLED]

[ZOMBIE] ZombieMod is enabled, run for your lives, the game is HUMANS vs. ZOMBIES.

(ADMIN) Riggs°: Check for what?

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : so

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : ythey would have recorded proof

Riggs° : Of?

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : u hacking and misusing admin

Riggs° : lmfao

Riggs° : Buddy, listen.

Riggs° : You're seriously deluded.

Respect admins and other players or get banned!

Riggs° : Steam does NOT record every server, every day, at all times.

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : ban me off this server if u would like

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : wont do u any good

Riggs° : I have no misused admin.

Riggs° : I have not hacked.

Riggs° (RADIO): Fire in the hole!

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : say wot u want

SDtielvdeo (RADIO): Fire in the hole!

Riggs° : anyways, they do not have control over whether someone is allowed admin on a server or not.

To listen to music while you play type "!music"

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : oh yes they do

Riggs° : Oh, no, they do not.

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : the master board does

Riggs° : "Master Board"

SDtielvdeo : ....

Riggs° : It's called Valve.

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : no wtf lol not valve

SDtielvdeo : cant buy

Riggs° : Valve owns the game.

web-cafe' has joined the game

Riggs° : Valve owns the network boards

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : but they are under stem power watch

|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| : its coming refuse to lose

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : giving steam control

Buy admin for $8.99. You get admin on all our servers, type "!buyadmin"

Riggs° : Honestly, bro, report us.

STOP SPAMMING THE SERVER !!

(ADMIN) Riggs°: Please.

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : if thats wot u really want..

Riggs° : I would like to see myself getting banned and losing admin for slapping myself and nade boosting in an empty server.

SDtielvdeo : indeed

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : it happens..

Riggs° : I'm sure it does.

SDtielvdeo : lol.

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : u would b very suprised

Riggs° : If steam had 24/7 footage of all servers

To make a donation to your favorite zombie server(s) type "!donate"

Riggs° : There would be NO hackers AT ALL on CS.

TERRORIST got 2 points for All Counter-Terrorists eliminated

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : unfortunately

Napalm Grenades [ENABLED]

[ZOMBIE] ZombieMod is enabled, run for your lives, the game is HUMANS vs. ZOMBIES.

|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| : shit forgot wrong place

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : it dont work like that

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : they can only use power if the srver gets reported

SDtielvdeo (RADIO): Fire in the hole!

Riggs° : My point is, you have no idea how things work.

Riggs° : If they had the capability to do that

Want a map added, email us the map file (.bsp) to maps@steam-gamers.net

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : unfortunately ur wrong there

Riggs° : Then they would have the capability to make new rules

Riggs° : Why haven't you reported me, yes?

SDtielvdeo : is this not a private server owned by haggard, which means he has overall control?

Riggs° : yet?

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : not yet i havent

Riggs° : Well, in effect, Gameservers.com owns it

Riggs° : But yes, Haggard rents and manages it

SDtielvdeo : so valve cant do sht

Riggs° : No, they can't.

To see a list of all our servers type "!servers"

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : im not fuckin talkin about fuckin valve

SDtielvdeo : then?

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : im talkin about the steam masterboard

SDtielvdeo : lmao

SDtielvdeo : still talking anout that

SDtielvdeo : stop making up sht

Riggs° : They have no authority to shut down a server, NOT rented from Steam, nor do they have the power to decide who can administrate

Riggs° (RADIO): Fire in the hole!

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Riggs° : rawr

|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| : ahahhahaha he die HAHAHAAHAH

*DEAD* Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : the game was in alliance with the steam masterboard

TERRORIST got 2 points for All Counter-Terrorists eliminated

*DEAD* Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : same as hl2

|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| : hghahahahahhhhhhh

Napalm Grenades [ENABLED]

[ZOMBIE] ZombieMod is enabled, run for your lives, the game is HUMANS vs. ZOMBIES.

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : and day of defeat

Riggs° : Show me some proof of the Steam Masterboard. Show me the page to report.

|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| : thats an awsome game

Mino23 has joined the game

|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| voted zm_nostromo_escape_beta_5

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : go on ur log on steam

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : ave u got a steam operator??

Riggs° voted zm_nostromo_escape_beta_5

Riggs° : What log?

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 voted zm_escape_bridge_v1c_zmedit

Riggs° : You mean the console control?

Results are in, 3 votes cast

Option 'zm_nostromo_escape_beta_5' has won the vote

The next map will be zm_nostromo_escape_beta_5

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : no

|R!P|ﮔÊ|ĶŕăŦðک|pt| : go down a bit and

Riggs° (RADIO): Fire in the hole!

For a list of the player rules type "!rules"

Riggs° : Then wtf are you going on about?

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : u must be a total member of steam

SDtielvdeo (RADIO): Fire in the hole!

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : u need to buy steam client

Riggs° : A total member, as opposed to a partial member?

SDtielvdeo : whoa this kid, hes seriously retarded

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : its £3.00

Riggs° : Boom boom boom

Riggs° : You've evaded my question 2k7.

Riggs° : My request, rather.

Use !zstuck if your stuck in another person or !ztele to tele to spawn

SDtielvdeo : alright, see who's right, if Riggs still got admin within the week, I'll believe you

Riggs° : Where is this "Report" page

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : ok ur on

Riggs° (RADIO): Fire in the hole!

SDtielvdeo : i bet a cyber cookie

Refuse 2 Lose 2k7 : c ya l8r..

SDtielvdeo (RADIO): Fire in the hole!

Riggs° : Have fun in your deluded world, kid.

Riggs° : Hey SDeh, what the hell's a Steam Masterboard?

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Because it's so much funnier. I would have told them it was a secret in the map eventually, I was just screwin' with them a bit.

 

Besides, I have the distinct impression that the kid knew what it was, and was simply being a dumbass for the sake of trying to convince me that there's an almighty Steam Masterboard. Reminded me of those preachers that come up to my house and try to convince me that God will smite me and I'll burn in hell if I don't repent my dreadful habits and ways immediately. They've said "immediately" the last 4 times.

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I cant wait till the "Steam Masterboard" tell me what I should do with MY server......only one question tho.....do they just hack right into my FTP and change the adminlist.txt file? I suppose they could because they are the "STEAM Masterboard"..............lmao

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