Crimson Posted February 20, 2009 Content Count: 5303 Joined: 05/20/08 Status: Offline Share Posted February 20, 2009 (edited) Post pickup lines. Halo Pick up Lines: You wanna ride on my 'hog? Are you impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor. I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well? I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you. Do you need a Magnum because I’ve got one right here for you. In my pants. Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb. When I came near you, the announcer said “unfreakinbelievable”... I would have to agree. What do you say I take my flag to your base and score? I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode. (eyeing the breast plate) I am a master dual wielder. Mind if I give those a go? I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you. I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear? World Of Warcraft Pick up lines: Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate? Your eyes are so blue, they remind me of 12 stam gems. Do ya wanna grind? Yeah, that's right... I'm hung like a tauren. I've heard that you are an Epic mount. Come on, girl... I have the blessing of protection! Why don't you seduce me? My resistance is low. Hey Girl, do ya wanna socket my gem? Can I raid your molten core? Wanna take my Swift Pink Hawkstrider for a ride? You must be whitemane, because you just made my champion arise! My staff can use a little enchant. I have mats and will tip! I'm no Kobald, but you can take my candle anytime! "Looking for Group" My Heart is BOP and you just rolled Need Have you ever procced flurry on a Gizmo-tron jackhammer? Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield. It will last about 10 seconds and you won't feel a thing. You can summon my Imp! Are you a vendor, because I'd like to browse your goods. Jewish Pick up Lines: You had me at Shalom. I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week. can I put out your burning bush? Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur? Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years Once you go Jew, nothing else will do Do you want to shake my luluv? If I raise my staff will it only part the sea? God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak I may not be elisha but will you open the door anyway You must not be kosher for passover because you're makeing my matza rise Lets do it adam and eve style, behind some bushes Do you want to try my hebrew national hotdog? Do you want to spin my dreidel? Can I come into your massada? Which commandment do you want to break? Want to party in my sukkah? Why is this night different than all other nights? I'll show you why... Do you want to try for 9 crazy nights? My apples are just dying for your honey! Don't worry I won't passover you I'll take you to the promised land. Can I go into you garden of Eden? Can I light your manorah? Are you the massiah, beacuse I've been waiting for you God just told me there was going to be a flood and I've decided to save you Are you the milk or the honey I was promised? That's a nice-looking yarmulke you're wearing, but it would look even better lying next to my bed tomorrow morning. Got any Jewish in you? . . . Want some? All I want for Channukah, is you. Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden. The first line of the Shma commands us to "Love the Lord with all your heart." After meeting you, I don't think I can keep that mitzvah. The gates of repentance are always open...just like my heart for you I don't care what the Torah says, I'm not leaving any of your four corners unplowed. After getting lost for 40 years ive think ive finally found what I was looking for Girl, I wish you were a torah, so I could undress you and run my yad all up and down your columns... Funny, I don't remember climbing Jacob's ladder, so how did I end up in heaven? How bout I play moses and u play with my staff Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you If your left leg is Rosh Hashanah and your right leg is Yom Kippur, can I visit you during the days of Awe? Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you're an angel)! This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you Can I dip my maror in your charoset How about you and I make the dead sea cum alive Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now. When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching! Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman? I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul. Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal. A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through. In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home? Edited February 20, 2009 by Crimson Adding More Pick up Lines. Link to comment
Omar Posted February 20, 2009 Content Count: 2994 Joined: 03/06/08 Status: Offline Share Posted February 20, 2009 LOL at the Halo ones, did you make them? "Once you go Jew, nothing else will do " LOL! Link to comment
chaser77 Posted February 20, 2009 Content Count: 178 Joined: 02/09/09 Status: Offline Share Posted February 20, 2009 lol nice those are some crazy pickup lines. Wonder if i should try one... Link to comment
Paul Posted February 20, 2009 Content Count: 6804 Joined: 11/06/07 Status: Offline Share Posted February 20, 2009 There all fail. These are the best chat up lines in the world! lol Max and Paddy FTW! YTXSg_Z7iYs Link to comment
Veggie Posted February 20, 2009 Content Count: 4123 Joined: 05/20/07 Status: Offline Share Posted February 20, 2009 lmao those are awesome. ---------------- Now playing: The All-American Rejects - Gives You Hell via FoxyTunes Link to comment
Guest barackobama Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Do you have a girlfriend? Link to comment
Loganator456 Posted February 20, 2009 Content Count: 555 Joined: 07/28/08 Status: Offline Share Posted February 20, 2009 "Suck it now, bitch." Works every time. Of course, there's always the "meatslap", where you whip out your cock and slap her in the face with it. Shit works real well on them, especially the last one. They can't resist. Link to comment
DoubleSb Posted February 21, 2009 Content Count: 4162 Joined: 11/27/08 Status: Offline Share Posted February 21, 2009 Lol.... Wtf obez, No life Link to comment
Loganator456 Posted February 21, 2009 Content Count: 555 Joined: 07/28/08 Status: Offline Share Posted February 21, 2009 There all fail. These are the best chat up lines in the world! lol Max and Paddy FTW! YTXSg_Z7iYs LOL! Oh my God, the lady with the prosthetic arm was hilarious!!!! Link to comment
Tcp-Kill Posted February 21, 2009 Content Count: 5007 Joined: 04/12/08 Status: Offline Share Posted February 21, 2009 lol WTF Link to comment
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