Three-Word Story 2.0

[HankTheTank]

I use Special shampoo "a hole".

 

im sorry, just having fun

 

dog fur platter

[Matt.]

The story:

One fine day I got Halo One and obsessed… I knew that my Xbox kept filming me singing to Scat Man. Though Matt picked the WORST song in the world to dance to and that song makes me wanna punch a cat and break it's tiny spinal cord. But then Nayr tried to taste dog fur at Hank's new restaurant, and there was plenty to go around. But then the osmophobic Solanum tripped over Matt’s foot breaking his nose. Then Solanum smelled Matt’s greasy hair while quoting Shakespeare and eating his dog fur platter, Hank's restaurant specialty.

 

The END

 

 

Please

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