Moves on a date...

[trakaill]

Horror movies are good tho cause girl is "alway" like ZOMG HES GONNA DIE..IM SCARED, HOLD ME!!!!!

[SOLANUM]

Horror movies are good tho cause girl is "alway" like ZOMG HES GONNA DIE..IM SCARED, HOLD ME!!!!!

 

Not always.

 

I'm more like that than she is.

[XeNo]

this WAS a half serious thread but the children do it again

Obviously not.

 

If you need to know moves on a date, you're probably a child yourself.

 

 

If you want to make serious threads on the matter, ask them to make an age 18+ forum or something.

 

 

No one is going to take a stupid thread like this seriously, especially when it's in the 'OFF TOPIC' section, which is our basically 'fail spam' section.

[Spjerre]

Xeno this is not because i need tips on what to do on a date....

 

I thought it might be fun if someone did something that worked but was a simple move or something.

[matt 187]

Whats wrong with doin it on the couch?

 

I hate screwing in my car, i've got a tiny ass Mitsubishi Eclipse Coup; end up smacking my head against the sun roof.

 

why dont you just open the sun roof then?

 

 

also would work perfect if she was a buttaface

[bethy]

I do the old fashion strech and put my arm around her, then i go straight for the clitorous

 

LOL. You are a creep.

[Matt.]

One word: Rohypnol.

 

You stole my move.

 

Or you can use the chloroform when she's not looking.

[Itch]

take her to the movies*

 

whip out cock*

 

if she say's no.She needs to find a ride home*

 

she's almost forced to do it =]

 

It's almost time to commit Matt187 again. He needs the torture & shock therapy again.

[Slavic]

Horror movies are good tho cause girl is "alway" like ZOMG HES GONNA DIE..IM SCARED, HOLD ME!!!!!

 

So true. I've done that any times despite that fact that I don't really enjoy horror movies

[Harpr33t]

I slowly unwrap my turban and start dancing...then i stroke the turban cloth around her neck, after wards I let my wires touch her c4 to make boom boom.