Desum Posted March 12, 2009 Content Count: 1078 Joined: 07/20/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 12, 2009 This was posted on a different site... But i lol'd at 'em so i thought i'd share it with this community. The conversation is between 3 friends... Don't ask me how they got on this subject. Aiden: What do you say I take my flag to your base and SCORE? Serena: Baby, do you play video games? Cuz you could be my Final Fantasy! Aiden: You remind me of a game of Tetris; you always want the long ones Liz: I HAVEN’T POSTED ANY YET. Serena: Fine; wait until Liz posts twice or be beaten in the head with a stilleto Liz: Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead! Liz: Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs? Serena: If you’re a Devil, you May Cry by the time I’m finished with you. ;D Aiden: Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar Liz: XDXD Nice one Aiden Aiden: thx Liz: If I were a clefairy, I’d doubleslap that ass of yours Serena: I know how Mario must feel because I really wanna clean your pipes Liz: Lemme call you Silent Hill cuz things will really get freaky when I’m inside you. Aiden: WoW pick up line! NICE PANTS BABY WHAT’S THE DROP RATE? Liz: WoW FTW! Why don’t you seduce me? My resistance is low. Aiden: Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield. It lasts about 10 seconds and you won’t feel a thing. Serena: HALO pick up line: I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you Serena: I usually press “X” to pick up items; can I do the same for you? Serena: Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Aiden: I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day Aiden: I COMBO BREAK YOU Liz: When I came near you, the announcer said “Unfreakin’ believable!” I would have to agree Serena: I’m like a plasma grenade; Once I’m on top of you, you’ll explode Serena: I would like access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear? Liz: I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you. Aiden: You’re just like an RPG! I can’t wait to take you home, unwrap you, put it in, and then grind away until the sun rises Liz: LOL Serena: Haha Aiden: If you go out with me, I’ll treat you like how I treat my pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home, and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep Aiden: I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles Serena: Aiden wins. Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/13470-video-game-pick-up-lines/
bethy Posted March 12, 2009 Content Count: 6213 Joined: 09/20/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 12, 2009 Aiden: Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar THAT MADE ME LOL SO MUCH. +rep. Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/13470-video-game-pick-up-lines/#findComment-147744
DoubleSb Posted March 12, 2009 Content Count: 4162 Joined: 11/27/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 12, 2009 ROFL REP +. Pokemon pick-up lines ftw. Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/13470-video-game-pick-up-lines/#findComment-147745
Maxwelldon Posted March 12, 2009 Content Count: 1730 Joined: 02/15/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 12, 2009 Made me grin but not laugh - probably just too tired atm ^^ Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/13470-video-game-pick-up-lines/#findComment-147752
Cooki3Monsta Posted March 12, 2009 Content Count: 981 Joined: 05/04/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 12, 2009 Nice. Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/13470-video-game-pick-up-lines/#findComment-147756
Resistance Posted March 12, 2009 Content Count: 430 Joined: 09/23/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 12, 2009 Well that certainly made me laugh. Good find and an interesting one too. Mod Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/13470-video-game-pick-up-lines/#findComment-147757
SneakySnake Posted March 12, 2009 Content Count: 1910 Joined: 08/07/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 12, 2009 This was posted on a different site... But i lol'd at 'em so i thought i'd share it with this community. The conversation is between 3 friends... Don't ask me how they got on this subject. Aiden: What do you say I take my flag to your base and SCORE? Serena: Baby, do you play video games? Cuz you could be my Final Fantasy! Aiden: You remind me of a game of Tetris; you always want the long ones Liz: I HAVEN’T POSTED ANY YET. Serena: Fine; wait until Liz posts twice or be beaten in the head with a stilleto Liz: Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead! Liz: Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs? Serena: If you’re a Devil, you May Cry by the time I’m finished with you. ;D Aiden: Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar Liz: XDXD Nice one Aiden Aiden: thx Liz: If I were a clefairy, I’d doubleslap that ass of yours Serena: I know how Mario must feel because I really wanna clean your pipes Liz: Lemme call you Silent Hill cuz things will really get freaky when I’m inside you. Aiden: WoW pick up line! NICE PANTS BABY WHAT’S THE DROP RATE? Liz: WoW FTW! Why don’t you seduce me? My resistance is low. Aiden: Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield. It lasts about 10 seconds and you won’t feel a thing. Serena: HALO pick up line: I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you Serena: I usually press “X” to pick up items; can I do the same for you? Serena: Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Aiden: I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day Aiden: I COMBO BREAK YOU Liz: When I came near you, the announcer said “Unfreakin’ believable!” I would have to agree Serena: I’m like a plasma grenade; Once I’m on top of you, you’ll explode Serena: I would like access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear? Liz: I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you. Aiden: You’re just like an RPG! I can’t wait to take you home, unwrap you, put it in, and then grind away until the sun rises Liz: LOL Serena: Haha Aiden: If you go out with me, I’ll treat you like how I treat my pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home, and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep Aiden: I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles Serena: Aiden wins. Better than Obez' thread. Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/13470-video-game-pick-up-lines/#findComment-147761
SOLANUM Posted March 12, 2009 Content Count: 1933 Joined: 08/13/07 Status: Offline Share Posted March 12, 2009 Liz: Lemme call you Silent Hill cuz things will really get freaky when I’m inside you. LOL Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/13470-video-game-pick-up-lines/#findComment-147767
Lux Posted March 12, 2009 Content Count: 6712 Joined: 03/06/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 12, 2009 I'm about to go on you Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/13470-video-game-pick-up-lines/#findComment-147769
Demented Posted March 12, 2009 Content Count: 750 Joined: 02/28/09 Status: Offline Share Posted March 12, 2009 Didn't make me laugh, but it was the Lol. Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/13470-video-game-pick-up-lines/#findComment-147826
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