XeNo Posted March 13, 2009 Content Count: 6466 Joined: 07/22/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 13, 2009 (edited) First half: http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm Second half: http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters2344.htm READ THIS BADASS MOTHER FUCKER. This story is written by a girl named Tara, and she makes her own little 'twist' on the Harry Potter books. Just reading the first 3 chapters will have you rolling in laughter, it's nearly guaranteed. It stars a emo goth girl named Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way, and she goes to Hogwarts. And basically, it's Hogwarts gone emo, bisexual, and completely fucked up. During the first 13 chapters of the 44 chapter story, Tara has help from her irl friend to fix spelling errors, and once you get to the 14th chapter it's even more hilarity due to FUCKING TERRIBLE bad spelling thrown into the mix of it's already fucked up beyond belief plot lines. Just read the first 3 chapters. BY THE WAY THIS STORY IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK, SO DON'T USE IT TO PASS TIME. A shitstorm of bisexual sex and other foul language is also involved. 2 Edited March 13, 2009 by XeNo Link to comment
Coffee Crisp Posted March 13, 2009 Content Count: 4960 Joined: 06/20/07 Status: Offline Share Posted March 13, 2009 Seriously guys, this is the most epic story next to the butter lube story on the internet. Link to comment
XeNo Posted March 13, 2009 Content Count: 6466 Joined: 07/22/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 13, 2009 "Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…………………………………DUMBLYDORE!" A small taste of what you'll find. Link to comment
Ganzta Posted March 13, 2009 Content Count: 2122 Joined: 08/12/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 13, 2009 lolololololololol she's like kennyg on crack Link to comment
SpEeD Posted March 13, 2009 Content Count: 1088 Joined: 06/17/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 13, 2009 is it serious or meant to be comical? Link to comment
XeNo Posted March 13, 2009 Content Count: 6466 Joined: 07/22/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 13, 2009 The writing is entirely serious. It was meant to be for a fanfiction site, where you could put up your work and have it judged. She was literally so bad at it that it got fame, that's the only reason why it's popular. Link to comment
SATAN Posted March 13, 2009 Content Count: 920 Joined: 02/11/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 13, 2009 "Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was…………………………………DUMBLYDORE!" A small taste of what you'll find. It took me so long to read and understand that sentence i don't think i can read more. Link to comment
Lux Posted March 13, 2009 Content Count: 6712 Joined: 03/06/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 13, 2009 This has to be a joke.......right? Link to comment
Creeping Death Posted March 13, 2009 Content Count: 1382 Joined: 06/08/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 13, 2009 i didnt even bother reading harry potter books. lol Link to comment
Eldest Posted March 13, 2009 Content Count: 2686 Joined: 03/22/08 Status: Offline Share Posted March 13, 2009 The most I could read up to was Chapter 12. Then I stopped because I had a migraine. Gratz on reaching that far, I got to Chapter 5 and I was pretty much like..ah fuck this shit. Link to comment
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