What's the drunkest you have ever been?

[Gumpy]

I was completely smashed on St. Paddy's Day. I drank like 750ml of vodka and a couple of cans of miller. I then ran around like a total fucking retard for the next 20 minutes shouting "THE BITCHES OF PUNK, UNITE!" and I kept calling this fat chick a "Fierce woman" and calling her " A Beast of a girl". A friend of mine had rolled a cross-joint (Like in the Pineapple Express) which was fucking sweet so I had like half of that. Then in my drunken state I decided "LETS GO TO SUBWAY!!!"

 

A couple of my friends dragged me to subway where I fell of my chair, shouted at a thirty year old woman, "ARE YOU ON MY BUS?!?!" until she left and generally made an ass of my self. I'm pretty sure that one of the people behind the counter called the police, because when I went outside to get sick there were two policemen running towards me. I was way too drunk to run away, but I still tried and ended up on the ground in my own sick. I then puked everywhere again, most of it coming out my nose.

 

After getting sick a few times I felt good enough to lie to the police. They were like "If you have been drinking son I'm going to take you to the station". Thinking fast, I said "No, I wasn't drinking, they put onions in my sub and I'm allergic". "Onions did that to you?" "They were some bad-assed onions". Luckily they got another call and had to fuck off somewhere, and that's the drunkest I have ever been. What about you?

[tinkerbell]

i cant remember.......obviously. but if you want to go down that route.

 

1) 28 pints and 1 shot of sambuca in 14 hours - ( 2nd year uni )

 

2) 1 ltr bottle of whiskey, 6 bottles of bud, 5 random shots - new years eve 2003

 

3) 12 dbl dark rum+cola , 10 shots of sambuca, 5 pints of larger, the rest i cant remember - 21st birthday

 

4) downed 3/4 pint of sambuca at 11 o'clock just after i finished work to go out and kept drinking - random night after work

 

5) downed a pint in under 3 seconds - was 16 at the time

 

 

im sure i can add to this but honestly no other situation stand out that much i can remember

 

thats reminds me when u said paddy night, i won a guiness hat (2007) by downing a pint of the black stuff, through a straw under 7 seconds

[Gumpy]

i cant remember.......obviously. but if you want to go down that route.

 

1) 28 pints and 1 shot of sambuca in 14 hours - ( 2nd year uni )

 

2) 1 ltr bottle of whiskey, 6 bottles of bud, 5 random shots - new years eve 2003

 

3) 12 dbl dark rum+cola , 10 shots of sambuca, 5 pints of larger, the rest i cant remember - 21st birthday

 

4) downed 3/4 pint of sambuca at 11 o'clock just after i finished work to go out and kept drinking - random night after work

 

5) downed a pint in under 3 seconds - was 16 at the time

 

 

im sure i can add to this but honestly no other situation stand out that much i can remember

 

Sambuca is disgusting, I don't see how anyone can like it. I hate liquorice.

[Maxwelldon]

Drunkest I've ever been, hmm, two years back new year.. I was literally Crawling since I couldn't stand on my own feet and I can't remember much of the night either but all I know, I had a damn big ass hangover while waking up in middle of sexy twins..

Tho bottles what I think I was drinking from along the evening/night were all 23-80% so yeah, guess that explains why I couldn't remember jacksquat

 

ps. 1110 posts, wtf?

[Creeping Death]

me hanging out with my brothers,they bought like 5 cases and well they couldn't finish it all so we all got case and well i think i was passed out after almost the first case and spliting then last 2 was out of the question so we saved the rest for another day.

[PotshotPolka]

I downed about 3/4 of liter of rum and we played tag in the woods.... With golf-carts.

[tinkerbell]

I downed about 3/4 of liter of rum and we played tag in the woods.... With golf-carts.

 

lmao, nice man, nice

[Demented]

Haven't really gotten drunk before, as far as I remember... It takes a while.

[Red]

I was in Japan, and a Japanese student in our group challenged me to a drink off.

 

The two of us destroyed a 2 liter bottle of sake.

 

I spend the night puking and pissing on Japanese Buddhist temple structures.

 

I lost the challenge

[Lux]

Well, I can't really remember too much of what happened but people tell me that I fell into a pond in a park a mile from the party so yeah......