What's the drunkest you have ever been?

[Paul]

When I drink I dont normally get that drunk, but one night my friends kept putting shots in my pints when I went to the toilet without me noticing.

 

On the way home we tried to steal a little dingey and take it for a ride, it kind of failed and this cafe spotted us so we ran away.

 

My friend later that morning pissed his bed, it was rather funny, he was in such a state he though he was dreaming when we had him under the freezing cold shower to bring him round

[Ms. Blargh]

I had lots of ron rico and some appletinis at my boyfriends moms house, smoked some hookah and ended up burning a hole in the carpet, and had burns on my hand the next mourning. I drank so much so fast that i went from being fine to suddenly in the bathroom vomiting, I lost an hour between that.

Then I spent the rest of night in bed shivering and crying that i was dieing. I really thought i was lol.

 

Ill never drink ron rico again.