Most Freaking Random Moment?

[SATAN]

I asked a random cashier to marry me.

 

What did she say?

[Ganzta]

What did she say?

 

paper or plastic

[Eldest]

paper or plastic

 

LOL'D .

But in McDonald's the answer is

[James]

I got woken up at 3:30 am this morning by a couple who decided best to argue out in the street and shout.

 

Fact.

[Red]

Waking up naked in my bathtub with the water running and vomit floating around me and almost drowning in it thanks to a female friend in college thinking that would be a good way to sober me up.

 

well actually it did.

 

sigh, i miss college.

[Acessed]

Woke up one morning to the sound of birds screaming (in a really messed up way o.o) outside.

[CollieFlower]

i was offroading with my buddy joe when we stoped to look around a field at some mud holes. after realizing that the mud holes were more like lakes we turned around and looked at the trucks (about 50 yards away). i looked at my explorer and saw smoke coming out from under it. looking below it i saw little flames. i RAN to it, started it, jammed it in gear, and moved it. my buddy grabbed a fire extinguisher and put the fire on the ground out. i looked under the truck and nothing was burnt, despite the fire being RIGHT under the plastic gas tank.

[sneezing panda]

i was offroading with my buddy joe when we stoped to look around a field at some mud holes. after realizing that the mud holes were more like lakes we turned around and looked at the trucks (about 50 yards away). i looked at my explorer and saw smoke coming out from under it. looking below it i saw little flames. i RAN to it, started it, jammed it in gear, and moved it. my buddy grabbed a fire extinguisher and put the fire on the ground out. i looked under the truck and nothing was burnt, despite the fire being RIGHT under the metal gas tank.

fixed

[Leon]

Typing a friends name in the Sex Offenders site and actually coming up.

 

I asked her if she lived there before and she said yes before she moved to Apollo Beach.

[TheSmurf]

I walked into a random store and grab an item, when i got up to the lady she asked,"Hard or Soft".

 

Hey bitch that "hard or soft?" thing is mine! and I was the one who was confused!