Simon [I R JAWZ] Posted May 4, 2009 Content Count: 170 Joined: 02/15/09 Status: Offline Share Posted May 4, 2009 i walked on the street, and some old lady grabbed me on the butt, and i was like :O and my friends saw that.... Link to comment
chadwick100 Posted May 5, 2009 Content Count: 277 Joined: 11/09/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 5, 2009 uhhh i was in the car with my 2 friends, one was driving and the other was high as fuck so i randomly yelled whale cum and my high friend laughed for about 30 mins then threw up in the glove compartment Link to comment
Ganzta Posted May 5, 2009 Content Count: 2122 Joined: 08/12/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 5, 2009 i joined SG Link to comment
Hazardous Posted May 5, 2009 Content Count: 2132 Joined: 06/30/07 Status: Offline Share Posted May 5, 2009 I took a jar of pickles from the fridge and set it on the table. Noticed something weird in it and decided to open it and HOLY MOTHAFUCKING SCARY SHIT BATMAN, THERE WAS A FRIKKIN PICKLE IN IT. HOLY SHIT!! Link to comment
Neji Posted May 5, 2009 Content Count: 3341 Joined: 02/28/09 Status: Offline Share Posted May 5, 2009 (edited) LoL. I was in the washroom with my friend and he was taking pee. I said to him "Hey man guess what?" and he turned around and he pissed on me and then He was just like "What!? Can't you see I'm taking pee." I was so mad at him so started to kick him and punch him. But now I'm laughing when I think about it . The other good story was when we had French, my french teacher fell on my friend. LoL Edited May 5, 2009 by Neji Link to comment
Dracula Posted May 5, 2009 Content Count: 4685 Joined: 03/26/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 5, 2009 LoL. I was in the washroom with my friend and he was taking pee. I said to him "Hey man guess what?" and he turned around and he pissed on me and then He was just like "What!? Can't you see I'm taking pee." I was so mad at him so started to kick him and punch him. But now I'm laughing when I think about it . ...... I was bored one day so I signed up on the forums got sorta weird after that. Link to comment
Neji Posted May 5, 2009 Content Count: 3341 Joined: 02/28/09 Status: Offline Share Posted May 5, 2009 ...... I was bored one day so I signed up on the forums got sorta weird after that. what do you mean by ......? BTW Good story. Link to comment
Dracula Posted May 5, 2009 Content Count: 4685 Joined: 03/26/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 5, 2009 what do you mean by ......? BTW Good story. Well you obvously dont know what thats called, well just tell him you want another golden shower. Link to comment
Blackhawke Posted May 5, 2009 Content Count: 30 Joined: 03/31/09 Status: Offline Share Posted May 5, 2009 My friend was annoying me so I dropped kicked him out of his chair. My teacher didn't even notice. Link to comment
Dannen Posted May 5, 2009 Content Count: 554 Joined: 09/03/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 5, 2009 I asked a random cashier to marry me. Link to comment
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