What would YOU write on a wall in the safe room?

[Frostbyte]

By time you get to read this, I was most likely mauled by common-folk, pounced by a junkie, choked by a heavy smoker, puked on by an obese man, and thrown off a building by a riod freak. But, by chance that your actually reading this, and are an attractive female, call me.

 

That.

[Bald]

Hey, anyone who can see this, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT GO NEAR THE CRYING EMO LADY. ON EVERYTHING NEAR AND DEAR TO YOU DO NOT OFFER SEX TO A RANDOM EXTREMELY WHITE WOMAN ON THE FLOOR WHO MAY LOOK LIKE SHE DESIRES SEXUAL HEALING. COMING FROM EXPERIENCE, I STILL EXPERIENCE THE BURNING FEELING WHEN I PEE. Other than that, hide your chicken from a "certain" person in your group.

 

Then again, why would you even read this? Not like there's a zombie army outside your fucking door.

 

-Bald.

[Caution]

Caution + Bald =

[Bald]

Caution + Bald =

 

This + INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR, I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THE-ATER!

 

-Bald

[Caution]

Caution + Bald + Crocodile alligator guy = ?

[Bubbles]

Hey, anyone who can see this, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT GO NEAR THE CRYING EMO LADY. ON EVERYTHING NEAR AND DEAR TO YOU DO NOT OFFER SEX TO A RANDOM EXTREMELY WHITE WOMAN ON THE FLOOR WHO MAY LOOK LIKE SHE DESIRES SEXUAL HEALING. COMING FROM EXPERIENCE, I STILL EXPERIENCE THE BURNING FEELING WHEN I PEE.

 

-Bald.

 

bubbles was here

left 4 head

[Modgers1]

"-Modgers"

 

-Modgers

[Caution]

Welcome to the community!

 

-Modgers

[Bald]

Welcome to HELL!

 

-Modgers

 

Fixed.

 

-Bald

[Ganzta]

peek-a-boo

i se - oh shit you're dead