Crap In my pants

[SneakySnake]

A parody of Jizz in my pants.

 

The beat is a little off, but the lyrics are hilarious.

 

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white chalk...from across the room

takin' my exam, have to finish soon

left this morning, no time to pooo

too focused on this test that i have to do

make my way through the multiple choice

the sweat on my brow is very moist

takin' my time on number 8

my stomach feels sick from the food i ate

 

look at the clock, and i get a chill

stop what im doing and i go still

working hard to find the answer until

my but cheeks open against my will

and i CRAP in my pants

 

people look around and say, "whats that smell?"

no doubt it must've been that taco bell

was about to finish my test on france

and now i CRAPPED in my pants

 

what i thought was about to be some gas turned out the be a brown brick from my ass

walked up to the teacher and grabbed a pass

clenched my cheeks and left...

 

Driving on the street, goin real fast

looking at all the cars i drive past

zoom by the last exit for 20 miles

if i dont go soon ill be sitting in piles

and i CRAP in my pants

 

gettin in shape, runnin on the track

workin real hard for the six pack

about to finish in record time

and i CRAPPED in my pants

 

last week...i drank some milk

as i recall...it was spoiled milk

unscrewed the lid and took a sip

eyes bulged out and i bit my lip

and i CRAPPED in my pants

 

cleaning up the house, gotta clear the clutter

up until my ass churns the dooo dooo butter

the house is a mess but bout to get worse

cause i CRAPPED in my pants

 

when i met your parents for the very first time i...CRAPPED in my pants

 

i downed a large mocha late and i...CRAPPED in my pants

 

i was rocking out in guitar hero and i...CRAPPED in my pants

 

when obama won i...CRAPPED in my pants

 

i went(crap in my pants)

uhhh guys is this really appropriate??

 

i crap right in my pants every time i eat chili

and i cant help the fact that i cant hold back a dukee

you ask me whats that smell? i reply it's my feces.

i wear a diaper at all times, it's a necessity

cause i crap in my pants

[Cranks]

*sigh*

[Red]

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[LVG]

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[Itch]

I was going to ask why this wasn't posted in the "funny videos" stickied thread.

 

But then I ... well it just wasn't funny. So I guess you felt it was somehow thread worthy.

[Henrik]

I was going to ask why this wasn't posted in the "funny videos" stickied thread.

 

But then I ... well it just wasn't funny. So I guess you felt it was somehow thread worthy.

 

 

ye lol

[FightingRooster]

I was going to ask why this wasn't posted in the "funny videos" stickied thread.

 

But then I ... well it just wasn't funny. So I guess you felt it was somehow thread worthy.

 

That made me laugh more so than the video.

[Loganator456]

I was going to mention the Puke in My Mouth, but LVG already posted the video.

[zhalip]

rofl