Eldest Posted July 29, 2009 Content Count: 2686 Joined: 03/22/08 Status: Offline Share Posted July 29, 2009 I bet lots of you know http://www.fmylife.com but look what I just found out -> http://mylifeisaverage.com/index.php?page=1&part=year Some good stuff there, for the lazy ones, here are some quotes Today I turned 11. I did not receive a letter from Hogwarts. MLIA Today, no one wished me a happy birthday. I wasn't suprised, today isn't my birthday. MLIA. Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn't, but I clicked 'yes' anyway. The program didn't know I lied, and began to install. MLIA. Today, I had a milkshake. It did not bring all the boys to the yard. MLIA Link to comment
zapper Posted July 29, 2009 Content Count: 1671 Joined: 07/18/08 Status: Offline Share Posted July 29, 2009 you must be bored. second one is stupid xD Link to comment
Eldest Posted July 29, 2009 Content Count: 2686 Joined: 03/22/08 Status: Offline Share Posted July 29, 2009 It's good reading at 1:30PM. Link to comment
TheTruth Posted July 29, 2009 Content Count: 2417 Joined: 04/21/09 Status: Offline Share Posted July 29, 2009 Today I drove into the Walmart parking lot and saw a car almost identical to mine. I parked next to it so it could be with its sister. It made me happy. MLIA LOL Link to comment
Akaru Posted July 29, 2009 Content Count: 1000 Joined: 06/12/09 Status: Offline Share Posted July 29, 2009 Wow. These are pretty dull. Just take any song's lyric and submit the opposite of it and your life should be average. Link to comment
XeNo Posted July 29, 2009 Content Count: 6466 Joined: 07/22/08 Status: Offline Share Posted July 29, 2009 Today, my girlfriend asked me if I was thinking aout marriage. I did not want to answer, so I tried to chew it over with twix. Time did not stop, and I ate it awkwardly. She just stared. MLIA Today I was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood. They continued on their way and didn't bother me at all. MLIA LOLOMGARD. Link to comment
Lux Posted July 29, 2009 Content Count: 6712 Joined: 03/06/08 Status: Offline Share Posted July 29, 2009 (edited) Today, I popped my G-String while fingering a minor. Now I have to buy a new violin string. MLIA. Today, my girlfriend told me on the phone that we were breaking up. I went outside and the signal improved. MLIA Today, I had sex with the girl of my dreams. In my dreams. MLIA I lol'd Edited July 29, 2009 by Lux Link to comment
Creeping Death Posted July 29, 2009 Content Count: 1382 Joined: 06/08/08 Status: Offline Share Posted July 29, 2009 i think i did one of these Link to comment
Gumpy Posted July 30, 2009 Content Count: 1141 Joined: 07/30/07 Status: Offline Share Posted July 30, 2009 Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA Today, I was on a boat. T-Pain wasn't there. MLIA Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea but I couldn't change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn't want my arms to get cold. MLIA There are some gems in there, but a lot of them are really boring. Link to comment
Bad Dog Posted July 30, 2009 Content Count: 3380 Joined: 02/07/09 Status: Offline Share Posted July 30, 2009 OH COME ON! I thought of this a year ago. Link to comment
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