:-] Posted October 30, 2009 Content Count: 513 Joined: 03/25/09 Status: Offline Share Posted October 30, 2009 A while back my Halloween consisted or nikking , switching costumes with friends and returning to a house for more candy, going to friend's houses and stealing shit, going to random houses and stealing shit, and getting followed by random cars for stupid shit. Thank God for my neighbourhood. You fatty. At least you didn't go around stealing tuna cans...coughassholecough Link to comment
Jaffa Posted October 30, 2009 Content Count: 4263 Joined: 09/18/07 Status: Offline Share Posted October 30, 2009 Dressing a reluctant housemate up as Hitler, getting him to shake hands with someone dressed as Churchill, then giving him a bowler hat and umbrella, to turn him into charlie chaplin, and the whole group then danced in step back home Link to comment
Jewpiter Posted October 30, 2009 Content Count: 2661 Joined: 02/11/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 30, 2009 (edited) This one time I got really fucked up on amphetamines and I went to a local sleezy motel and started hustling gay dudes for Quaaludes out by the pool in a baby blue bathing suit. I met this hooker named "lacy" and I brought her back to my room to watch pokemon and some casual anal. After I was done chopping her arms off one at a time while she was nailed to the floor, alive (LOL) I put her bits and pieces into a polymer tub and began the slow process of chemical disincorporation. I poured her remains into a vat of halloween apple cider and spiced it with cloves and gave it out to my fiancee's 4th grade class. Edit by Jaffa - LOL, nsfw btw you've gotta be kidding me Edited October 30, 2009 by Jewpiter Link to comment
Hazmat Posted October 30, 2009 Content Count: 691 Joined: 07/21/09 Status: Offline Share Posted October 30, 2009 About 3 years ago me and my friends took this big bowl of king sized candy bars from this rich house and the guy who lived there saw us and chased us like 4 blocks. Link to comment
Red Posted October 30, 2009 Content Count: 6559 Joined: 03/14/07 Status: Offline Share Posted October 30, 2009 Last year of college, Legalsmash was there, we (our frat) threw a crazy fucking party. After crawling into a tent (which quickly became the sex tent that night) with two people going at it I woke up passed out with half my body in and the other half outside freezing my ass off, everyone had vanished except for 2 others. Turns out while I blacked out that guns were drawn and my best friend's jaw got broken after a few of them tried to take the guy down who apparently was on PCP, shovels to the head wouldn't take this guy down. I left a good face print of my grim reaper make up on the sliding glass door. THAT was a party. Link to comment
Ketch Posted October 30, 2009 Content Count: 1405 Joined: 08/07/09 Status: Offline Share Posted October 30, 2009 I remember that one halloween, i got a spartans (The player) face made into a mask, EVERYONE WAS SCARED! Link to comment
Coffee Crisp Posted October 31, 2009 Content Count: 4960 Joined: 06/20/07 Status: Offline Share Posted October 31, 2009 ;311486']You fatty. At least you didn't go around stealing tuna cans...coughassholecough I stole your tuna cans Link to comment
Josh Posted October 31, 2009 Content Count: 834 Joined: 02/16/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 31, 2009 The year I killed a bunch of kittens with a bb gun and then laid them in a "LOL" shape on their owner's porch. God isn't the only one who kills kittens and has a sense of humor. Link to comment
Spartan Posted October 31, 2009 Content Count: 4550 Joined: 06/05/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 31, 2009 The year I killed a bunch of kittens with a bb gun and then laid them in a "LOL" shape on their owner's porch. God isn't the only one who kills kittens and has a sense of humor. That's humour? Link to comment
DontDrunkImShoot Posted October 31, 2009 Content Count: 916 Joined: 04/07/09 Status: Offline Share Posted October 31, 2009 i went with my friends and we were chasing people with bloody real axes, but someone called the police because i guess they thought we were gonna kill people, so we all jumped into this stream and once the cops left we did it again Link to comment
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