Mikey Posted October 31, 2009 Content Count: 903 Joined: 01/07/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 31, 2009 My job is so fukking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fukking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fukking dog to work. Every fukking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fukking day. Anyway, I drive these fuktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. 6 Link to comment
Coffee Crisp Posted October 31, 2009 Content Count: 4960 Joined: 06/20/07 Status: Offline Share Posted October 31, 2009 Scooby doo? Link to comment
DoubleSb Posted October 31, 2009 Content Count: 4162 Joined: 11/27/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 31, 2009 Oh hai Freddy Link to comment
P3rg3 Posted October 31, 2009 Content Count: 1484 Joined: 06/18/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 31, 2009 Pretty good. Link to comment
Lefty Posted October 31, 2009 Content Count: 856 Joined: 03/08/09 Status: Offline Share Posted October 31, 2009 Oh man you have the whole scooby doo crew right there All you need is a dog that can talk now lol Link to comment
Prez Posted October 31, 2009 Content Count: 8758 Joined: 07/27/09 Status: Offline Share Posted October 31, 2009 I actually believed that story for a second... fail. Link to comment
DontDrunkImShoot Posted October 31, 2009 Content Count: 916 Joined: 04/07/09 Status: Offline Share Posted October 31, 2009 I actually believed that story for a second... Epic fail. I believe that to i thought it was the people at mikeys firehouse. i was like how the fuck do they get a job there Then i saw the bottom and knew it was scooby doo Link to comment
ReGIONALS Posted October 31, 2009 Content Count: 1844 Joined: 07/27/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 31, 2009 llol Link to comment
Tcp-Kill Posted October 31, 2009 Content Count: 5007 Joined: 04/12/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 31, 2009 old copy pasta Link to comment
Crimson Posted October 31, 2009 Content Count: 5303 Joined: 05/20/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 31, 2009 I knew this was a joke, we all know women can't be fire fighters. Link to comment
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