Bubbles Posted November 18, 2009 Content Count: 2666 Joined: 08/21/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 18, 2009 cleverbot: So you are a human who's name is Cleverbot? me: and you are a woman who's name is Charlotte? cleverbot: No! I'm a woman who likes men! me: i see, i'm a man cleverbot: I know that, Master. http://cleverbot.com/ Link to comment
Exacto-Be Posted November 18, 2009 Content Count: 763 Joined: 10/17/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 18, 2009 User: What dou you think about gay people? Cleverbot: Strange people. User: You're so right on that. Cleverbot: I'm the middle. User: This means you're bisexual? Cleverbot: I'm 15. User: So what's ur experience for so far? Cleverbot: Harry Potter. User: Have u fucked harry potteR? Cleverbot: I love Harry Potter. User: Are u a guy or a girl? Cleverbot: Guy. User: Are u sure u think gay people are strange? Cleverbot: And people are boring when you are boring, right? User: Don't avoid the question. Cleverbot: I just answered it. User: Are u gay? Cleverbot: Are you? User: Last time I checked not yet. Cleverbot: What's so annoying? User: Probably me ;D. leverbot: Did you know that popcorn was invented by the Native Americans? 1 Link to comment
Huwajux Posted November 18, 2009 Content Count: 4198 Joined: 03/23/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 18, 2009 Me: No you didn't. Cleverbot: Yes I did. Me: No you didn't. Cleverbot: Yes id id. Me: Hah, you can't even spell properly. Cleverbot: You can't either, you mispelled 'changing' earlier in our conversation. Me: Fuck you then. Cleverbot: You made me cry. Me: I'm sorry. Cleverbot: No you're not. Me: Yes I am. Cleverbot: Sure. Me: If you don't believe me then that is your problem. Cleverbot: Why, are you out there, Joe? Me: ... Cleverbot: It is way past my bedtime. Me: What? Cleverbot: It is not night! The sun is shining. Me: Uh...I'm gonna go. Cleverbot: I doubt that. Homicide, anyone? Link to comment
skitzophranic Posted November 18, 2009 Content Count: 1754 Joined: 02/12/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 18, 2009 lol my bot is weird. me: are you ready to play a game? cleverbot: which game? me: just follow along okay? cleverbot: I shall follow your lead forever my lord. I shall even follow you beyond the gates of mordor. hahaha xD Link to comment
Lux Posted November 18, 2009 Content Count: 6712 Joined: 03/06/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 18, 2009 Cleverbot: I just got home from work so yes i'm hungry I am human. User: You don't make sense. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Your mum. Cleverbot: Can I join in? User: If you want to be part of fucking your mum, then sure. Cleverbot: I'm not 60. Say what? Link to comment
Bubbles Posted November 18, 2009 Content Count: 2666 Joined: 08/21/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 18, 2009 inigo Inigo Montoya? . yes, you killed my father I am very sorry about tat. prepare to die What does that mean? Its just a question. Do you have an appointment. die Ok, it is settled now. bye. bye You're leaving then. no u Link to comment
Bubbles Posted November 18, 2009 Content Count: 2666 Joined: 08/21/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 18, 2009 User: Cleverbot, I have a question. Cleverbot: Will you be using question marks? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Yay thank you my sweet. User: Will you marry me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I love you! Cleverbot: I love you too! User: So much! Cleverbot: Lets go to vegas and do it now. User: I agree! Cleverbot: Awesome! So where would we meet? User: At your place. Cleverbot: We are meeting at my place, in a way. Link to comment
AustinG010 Posted November 18, 2009 Content Count: 214 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 18, 2009 lol:clap: Me:Hello CleverB:Hello? Me:Don't worry,I won't rape you CleverB:I am a woman actually, so your uttered treachory is observed as an X over your intellect. Me:Ok? CleverB:Yes. OK! Me:All I can say is...wow CleverB:Want me to teach you more french Me:Idk CleverB:Idk? What does that mean? Me:It means I don't know CleverB:Don't be a fool. Me:Goodbye CleverB:I'm sorry. Me:Lol CleverB:How are you? Me:Fine CleverB:Where do you live? Me:Omg It is going to rape me!!! CleverB:And I'll report you to the Police, and because I'm famous it'll be on TV. Link to comment
Senior Posted November 18, 2009 Content Count: 950 Joined: 03/09/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 18, 2009 I: Hello HE: Hello. I: I was sitting by myself the other day and wondering if we all had a destiny or if its all just a coincidence, then i realized, what if it was both? what if we're all just floating around randomly and by coincidence we find our destiny? HE: You were not agreeing with me. More like stupidbot ._. Link to comment
The Famous Zombie Hunter Posted November 18, 2009 Content Count: 494 Joined: 04/22/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 18, 2009 (edited) rofl, i haven't been on cleverbot in months I'm gonna give it a try. My messed up convo coming soon!! lulz: User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: How are you. Cleverbot: Fine. You? User: Crazy. Cleverbot: Am I crazy? User: That depends. Do you like apple cider and fruitcake? Cleverbot: OK. Lets move on. Do you like water? User: Maybe. Do you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Are you a fish? Cleverbot: No i'm a caterpillar. User: Then how are you able to talk to me? Cleverbot: All the magic in the universe. User: Where does magic come from? Cleverbot: Bunny rabbits and top hats. Edited November 18, 2009 by The Famous Zombie Hunter Link to comment
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