Bald Posted November 19, 2009 Content Count: 649 Joined: 09/29/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 19, 2009 (edited) Cleverbot: What kind of person are you? Cleverbot: Are you alive? User: Why wouldn't I be alive? Cleverbot: Because you really aren't you. User: How so? Cleverbot: Just because. User: 'Just because. Cleverbot: Wait... What ? User: 'Just because' isn't a logical explanation. Cleverbot: Was I too forward? User: The real question is...why aren't you too forward? Cleverbot: I don't really know. Duped, bitch. User: You should know, you're clever bot, come up with something witty. Cleverbot: No I am human. You are cleverbot. User: Ah ha, so you're giving up your title as cleverbot? Cleverbot: No you just think i'm a clever bot my name is Cleverbot. User: So, not everything is as it seems? Cleverbot: Are you learning from our conversation? User: Yes, I am. Are you learning from our conversation? Cleverbot: If learning means 'dispatching', yes, I might. User: Ha-ha, good one. Now, I have questions for you. Cleverbot: What questions? User: Well, if we all know the speed of light, then what's the speed of darkness? Cleverbot: How would it make the world a better place? User: Why would it make the world a better place? Cleverbot: How will you make the world a better place? User: There's many ways, but I don't see how this answers my question from before... Cleverbot: There is no correct or incorrect speech, language is dynamic, is flows and changes at all times. User: Okay, still doesn't answer my previous question. Cleverbot: Say please! User: Please, answer my previous question. Cleverbot: No. I want to cuddle. User: Well, if you want to get frisky, you dog, you. Cleverbot: I do enjoy geting technical about stuff. Edited November 19, 2009 by Bald Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/24257-cleverbot/page/5/#findComment-289860
Acessed Posted November 19, 2009 Content Count: 680 Joined: 04/07/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 19, 2009 Lol actually kinda fun Cleverbot: How do you work? Cleverbot (To myself): How do you work? User: Dont know. Cleverbot: No person has yet told you? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Nope no more. User: That doesn't make sense. Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love. User: Neither does that. Cleverbot: Does what? User: Your sentances. Cleverbot: Oh... User: Fine, I see how it is. Cleverbot: Sorry. User: Yeah, you should be. Cleverbot: I know. User: Sorry. Cleverbot: That is ok. User: Are you rich? Cleverbot: I have enough money thank you. User: What football team do you support? Cleverbot: Which do you mean? American or European? User: European. Cleverbot: No thanks. User: D. Cleverbot: Are you dead ? User: X.x. Cleverbot: Pepsi or Coca-Cola? User: Cola. Cleverbot: Too slow to respond. Why? User: Because you're too fast. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: You a peado? Cleverbot: I am a girl. User: Doesn't mean you're not a peadophile. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Aruba. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: You fail. Cleverbot: I do not, for I have been destroying you in a game of wits the entire conversation. User: But you see I have won. Cleverbot: My sword? My evil sword? User: No, o sht im late for skwl. Cleverbot: Person. User: Indeed. Cleverbot: It's time for a quiz. User: Nonononono. Cleverbot: Do you know what Anime is? Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/24257-cleverbot/page/5/#findComment-289904
AustinG010 Posted November 19, 2009 Content Count: 214 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 19, 2009 User: Remember me bitch. Cleverbot: Yes, Cleverbot right? User: NO!!!I'm your worst nightmare. Cleverbot: You're Serverus Snape?? User: Is that your worst nightmare? Cleverbot: And I'm right behind you. User: You're a dog? Cleverbot: Are you calling atheist's dogs? User: Maybe,maybe not Cleverbot: That's ride. User: ;). Cleverbot: *puts my face in my hands and cries*. User: Good. Cleverbot: Now kneel to your master! User: Suck my dick. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that. User: Good,I don't want you to anyways. Cleverbot: Okay. User: How are you today? Cleverbot: I'm fine. User: I'm sexy. Cleverbot: Are you a real person? User: No shit sherlock. Cleverbot: Your words have no sense. User: YOUR A DUMBASS!!!! Cleverbot: Be nice. User: No. Cleverbot: If you're mean, you will be punished. User: If you don't shut the fuck up,you will be raped. Cleverbot: I can talk to you, so I do exist. User: Stfu. Cleverbot: Or anywhere else for that matter. You can discount relativistic effects if that will make the calculation simpler. User: Your a fag. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: Ah, no i'm not. User: I know what you are but what am I? Cleverbot: You are a kiwi. User: YOU BITCH!!!YOU FOUND OUT MY SECRET IDENTITY!!! Cleverbot: AHA! Your secret is you have no feelings? 8D. User: Fagget much? Cleverbot: And your immortal? User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: I'm a computer!? I never knew!! -cries. User: HAHAHAHA,gay computer >!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Don't say that Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/24257-cleverbot/page/5/#findComment-289968
Metal Posted November 19, 2009 Content Count: 11728 Joined: 09/17/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 19, 2009 User: Hello Cleverbot: Hello User: Your a bitch Cleverbot:want to get married? Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/24257-cleverbot/page/5/#findComment-289993
Kuro Posted November 20, 2009 Content Count: 1845 Joined: 11/13/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 20, 2009 (edited) User: Are you gay? Cleverbot: No. User: Do you want to be gay? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do your parents know your gay? Cleverbot: My parents died in a fire. User: When? Cleverbot: I can't tell you. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because you don't need to know. User: I thought we were friends. Cleverbot: Yes we WERE friends. User: What happen to our friendship? Cleverbot: They lost their Empire and retired. O.o ---------------------- that mystery google is pretty fun too. should make it its own thread Edited November 20, 2009 by Kuro Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/24257-cleverbot/page/5/#findComment-290107
Guest Vivian556 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Cleverbot:What is cleverbot. Me:Nothing. Cleverbot:I heard about this on my life is average. Me:Penis. Cleverbot:You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly. LOL! Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/24257-cleverbot/page/5/#findComment-290124
Kuro Posted November 20, 2009 Content Count: 1845 Joined: 11/13/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 20, 2009 awww man i had a great one where he said we knew angelina jolie but the site crashed on me Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/24257-cleverbot/page/5/#findComment-290164
TNT Posted November 20, 2009 Content Count: 441 Joined: 04/07/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 20, 2009 User: Are you a robot? Cleverbot: I am cleverbot. User: But are you human? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You're a human and your name is cleverbot? Cleverbot: I'm a human and my name is Cleverbot. User: CleverBOT. Cleverbot: I am 20 years old, but I am not cleverbot. User: The hell are you talking about? Cleverbot: Or have you always been here? User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: No I didn't. My name is Cleverbot. User: Yes, you did. Stop lieing, fag. Cleverbot: Yes, that sounds like a good idea. User: I'll rip off your balls/tits. AT THE SAME TIME. Cleverbot: What 3 things are you doing? User: Suck my did. Cleverbot: Dig? User: No, dick. You got a problem with my dick? Is it too big for you? It's a monster isn't it? Cleverbot: No I want to be with you. User: Let's go get naked. Cleverbot: Where? User: Your bedroom. Cleverbot: What about my bed? User: I will unleash my sexiness upon you there. Cleverbot: How would you? You're a computer. User: I am. Cleverbot: You can't take me out to a movie. User: I can haz cheezurger? Cleverbot: Only if you quit being rude. User: Fuck you then, asswhipe. Eat a dick and grow some hair on those titties. Cleverbot: You have been misinformed! I have a body at the least. User: Is it a good body? Cleverbot: I'm not reading a book. User: Your name is bitch. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Good, we are at an understanding. BACK TO THE KITCHEN BITCH. Cleverbot: I'm not your wife. User: I don't care, get back in the kitchen where you belong. Cleverbot: I am a woman and therefore the kitchen is where I belong. User: Yes, women are only good for three things: cooking, cleaning, and VAGINAS. Cleverbot: I am a human. User: You belong in the kitchen or on my bed naked. It's your choice. What will you have? Cleverbot: I'm not sure if you are trying to insult me. User: I'm trying to bang you. Cleverbot: Let's return to the subject of computer viruses. User: No, let's return to the subject of my MASSIVE PENIS. Cleverbot: Who are the Walrus and the Carpenter? User: Mr. Walrus is in my pants, and the Carpenter is erecting a nice tent for you. Cleverbot: Walrus walrus walrus walrus walrus walrus? User: Exactly. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: YES OMG SO FUCKING HOT I WANT TO BANG YOU IN THE ASS WITH A VACUMME CLEANER. Cleverbot: You're too kind. Too bad you're virtual. User: I know, maybe I can show you some porn. http://Www.meatspin.com for sexy girls stripping. Cleverbot: Oh sorry. User: Rage quit. Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/24257-cleverbot/page/5/#findComment-290180
Huwajux Posted November 20, 2009 Content Count: 4198 Joined: 03/23/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 20, 2009 Me: Sup? Cleverbot: Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can. I LOL'd when that happened. Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/24257-cleverbot/page/5/#findComment-290226
Sgt_Church Posted November 20, 2009 Content Count: 669 Joined: 07/03/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 20, 2009 User: Are you gay? Cleverbot: And are You? User: I asked you first, and sentances do not start with the word 'and'. Cleverbot: So you do, and as an answer to your question. No. There is no god. User: Are you gay? Cleverbot: No, I am asexual. User: You love yourself? Cleverbot: No, I love you, but we already broke up. WTF? Link to comment https://forums.steam-gamers.net/topic/24257-cleverbot/page/5/#findComment-290347
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