To all you persians

[TheVirus]

What? I don't remember this?

 

That's because you slept in.

[Omar]

Persians disgust me. I’m a Spartan and I’m sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not show you my empire. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another man to surrender, you dogs might see the Roman empire as taking for your territory but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of an empire just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better’. You describe Spartans as ‘barbaric’, quite frankly I’m enraged by this, if I ever heard you say this word in real life I would punch you so hard you’d be in a Roman territory for the next month.

 

What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a Persian. Actually I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this asshole messenger kicked into a pit for making blasphemous comments about my queen and ordering me to sell my soldiers into slavery every minute. Now he’s learnt his lesson and is making ME the slavemaster.

 

I weep for a world without Persians, a paradise. Without Persians there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally.

 

Unfortunately I can’t see my utopia happening anytime soon but I warn you, this is blasphemy, this is madness, THIS IS SPARTAAAA!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cool story, bro.

[Mephisto]

This is simply madness!

[SilentGuns]

this is simply madness!

NO, THIS IS NARNIA!!!!!

 

 

>:o

 

 

 

wait... thats not quite right right

[Bruce]

[PotshotPolka]

Fags, if you're going to call his old shit old, use something besides stale memes.

[XeNo]

Neg repped for Italian Jew.

[Wrathek]

[Kappa The 3rd]

 

ROFL, his face and the fact the toothpaste is all over his face makes me laugh so hard