Ketch's X'mas Give away!

[Killer]

When i was a 5 i attempted to take a police mans gun.

[Stevee]

Well this is what happ'd :

I was going to this Christmas office party but needed a new party outfit :/ . .

 

In the clothing store I asked, 'May I try on that dress in the window, please?'

 

'Certainly not, Sir,' responded the salesgirl, 'You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.'

 

I was embarrased and walked right out . .

[Eldest]

i accidentally the christmas tree

[SilentGuns]

When my grandfather was still alive. This year won't just be the same

[Spartan]

Walls of text tl;dr.

 

Only thing I can remember is watching a video one christmas of me when i was about 5 years old going up to my dads camcorder and saying "I think I wet my pants".

 

Later I got a very expensive action man helicopter for a present and then dropped it after holding it by the rotary blades. I looked at the camera again with a O.O face.

[SpaZMonKeY]

Well there's really only one story I remember that sticks out...

 

It was a Christmas like a long time ago, probably in the mid '90s. The one thing I wanted REALLY badly was a Creepy Crawler Oven, so I could make crazy little creepy looking bugs. Then I could use them to scare my sister and mom, and then when I'm done scaring them, I could eat them!

 

So I did receive this awesome oven of doom, and I did make creepy looking bugs and scared my sister and mom with them. But it turns out they weren't edible... At all...... O.O'

[Metal]

Well there's really only one story I remember that sticks out...

 

It was a Christmas like a long time ago, probably in the mid '90s. The one thing I wanted REALLY badly was a Creepy Crawler Oven, so I could make crazy little creepy looking bugs. Then I could use them to scare my sister and mom, and then when I'm done scaring them, I could eat them!

 

So I did receive this awesome oven of doom, and I did make creepy looking bugs and scared my sister and mom with them. But it turns out they weren't edible... At all...... O.O'

 

ouch

[Micro]

As i have multiple Christmas' i spend most of the time at my grandma's house for it, one year this little monster was there too. Now this Little monster wasn't scary but just plain annoying, so no matter how long i could stay away from it, the little annoying monster, always seemed to find me, as it was getting to old the annoying little monster stopped and started to behave. In the end i realized it was my little sister trying to get my attention.

[Hazmat]

3 years ago i was walking up a hill to go down on a sled and my dog was on top of the hill. she ran at me and started to slide down the hill at me. her head hit me in the nuts and i fell onto my sled and slid down the hill into a shed. it hurt.

[Ketch]

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