SoulKeeper Posted December 22, 2009 Content Count: 2096 Joined: 07/05/08 Status: Offline Share Posted December 22, 2009 He is real. His present didn't come wrapped. Link to comment
Caution Posted December 22, 2009 Content Count: 11501 Joined: 10/19/08 Status: Offline Share Posted December 22, 2009 I was once a mall santa but was fired for calling kids fat For some reason I find this easy to believe. Link to comment
Ares018 Posted December 22, 2009 Content Count: 618 Joined: 11/04/09 Status: Offline Share Posted December 22, 2009 I was once a mall santa but was fired for calling kids fat I lol'd Link to comment
P3rg3 Posted December 22, 2009 Content Count: 1484 Joined: 06/18/08 Status: Offline Share Posted December 22, 2009 The existence of Santa Claus is only as subjective as anybody's else. Link to comment
SilentGuns Posted December 22, 2009 Content Count: 4799 Joined: 08/14/08 Status: Offline Share Posted December 22, 2009 (edited) Santa exists, he is a obese man, with a white pedo beard who breaks into your house from the chimney( I have no idea how ) or back door at night. Then that fat bastard steals your milk and cookies. Edited December 22, 2009 by SilentGuns Link to comment
Coffee Crisp Posted December 22, 2009 Content Count: 4960 Joined: 06/20/07 Status: Offline Share Posted December 22, 2009 Yeah but he only stops after three hoes. Link to comment
Resistance Posted December 22, 2009 Content Count: 430 Joined: 09/23/08 Status: Offline Share Posted December 22, 2009 Santa is a alien; it's impossible for a fat guy to go to every house in one night. Either that I call hax and then he should be banned! Link to comment
Neji Posted December 22, 2009 Content Count: 3341 Joined: 02/28/09 Status: Offline Share Posted December 22, 2009 yaz but i dunt laik him cuz i saw his peni0s once Link to comment
Retarded Santa Posted December 22, 2009 Content Count: 330 Joined: 05/10/08 Status: Offline Share Posted December 22, 2009 I am real, but I am retarded. Link to comment
SneakySnake Posted December 22, 2009 Content Count: 1910 Joined: 08/07/08 Status: Offline Share Posted December 22, 2009 Santa touched me. Link to comment
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